Those of you who joined us last year know the Wagercom.com team is happy to meet our fans provided you buy us drinks and show us your boobs (preferably female boobs, but DJ will take what he can get). So come to the Luxor pool mid-day Saturday and just look for the guys with the hot girls and then look a few feet away from them for the group of drunk guys ogling those girls and that will be us.

In bigger news, and before I get to your questions, I ran into Dikembe Mutombo in my gym today, and I am not making that up. Why Dikembe was in a do-shit random gym on the East Coast, I have no idea, but it was certainly him right down to the NBA All-Star hand towel he was carrying and his Neanderthal-esque oversized forehead. I was tempted to walk up to him and congratulate him on winning the championship and tell him how happy I was for him to finally get one under his belt, and then I realized it was Alonzo Mourning that won the Championship and not Dikembe, which had I done it would actually have made a better story. I was also tempted to say “Who’s gonna suck Dikembe” to him which is what my Georgetown acquaintances claim Mutombo used to shout at parties, but instead, we gave each other a head nod. He nodded as if he recognized AC, and I am sure he did since AC’s basketball writing is read deep inside NBA locker rooms, and yes I said deep inside.

So in short, who’s gonna suck AC? The battle call of Vegas.

Hi Hi

I have a baseball question I'd like an answer to.

Since interleague play began in 1997 and the Mets started playing the Yankees, could you please tell me how many times they've played each other and how many games were won by each team.

Thanks!

Jo

First of all JoJo, how is K-Ci? You all still dropping drawers for little kids?

Anyway, to get to your question, the Yankees are 29-19 vs. the Mets but that does not include 4-1 in the 2000 World Series, so 33-20 if you include post season. They have made the Mets their bitches like Tino Martinez and Joe Girardi used to make Bernie Williams their own “lucky Pierre” and like Jason Giambi makes Melky Cabrera into his own “Filthy Ronald” .

AC, I need fantasy football help. I am in a keeper league and my two keepers are Clinton Portis and Julius Jones. What should I do?

Scott G

DC

Bwhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me guess, you have finished last in your league two years in a row and you also love Duante Culpepper. If I were you, I would continue with your strategy and only draft injured or part-time running backs. You should select Ahman Green, Jamal Lewis, Dominack Davis, Brian Westbrook and Cedric Benson. Heck, you should go all out and try to exhume Brian Piccolo.

What a terrible year for a fantasy football draft though. There are so many injured or part time running backs that drafting a team you can be confident in is going to be more difficult than teaching Jessica Simpson algebra. So good luck, and remember, clubhouse chemistry is just as important as talent in fantasy football so do your homework.

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God Bless,

AC Titticock IIIi Esquire

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