1. The F the Bizzooch column is our chance to rant at a player or team who has treated us like a young boy on a “giraffe” ride at the Neverland ranch. It is our opportunity to tell the folks that caused us to lose our bets just how detestable they are and how much we wish bad things to happen to them, like dating William Green’s baby’s momma or marrying the man that Kurt Warner did. It is a therapeutic way for the editorial staff to vent their frustrations without breaking anything, harming small animals, or lapsing into a Whiskey coma.

2. What is the Bizzooch? The Bizzooch represents everybody that has ever brought you a smiley face cupcake on a Monday morning. The Bizzooch watches Everybody Loves Raymond, Sex in the City, and is content with the fact that there is no money shot in lesbian porn. The Bizzooch not only sat through the whole movie Titanic but feels the need to tell you about it 5 years later. In fact, the Bizzooch is responsible for group hugs, talking about your feelings, and trying to make sure everybody had a great day. In short, the Bizzooch represents all that is wrong with the world. It is for this reason that once a week we need to say F the Bizzooch.

AC Titticock gives us this week’s inaugural F the Bizzooch column.

I am happy to say that New York Knicks get my inaugural F the Bizzooch. The Knicks gave me a not so swift kick to the groin by defeating the Sixers Saturday night despite playing without their only two almost legitimate players, Allen Houston and Keith Van Horn (and yes I just called Van Horn a legitimate player). Somehow they dusted off the carcass formerly known as Shandon Anderson and defeated the Sixers by 11 points. Unbelievable. Anderson has not seen the court in about 6.35 years and all of a sudden he drops in over 20 points against the Sixers. The Knicks are a horrible team even with Houston and Van Horn and were only getting one point. It is inconceivable that they could win and I think the NBA needs to investigate. What makes it all worse is that that little Spike Lee moron got the cheer for these assclowns on the sideline. Despicable, detestable, and outright ignominious, is the only way I can describe the results of the game. This is why all I have to say to the Knicks is F the Bizzooch.

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