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AC TITTICOCK'S WEEKLY FREE NBA BASKETBALL PICKS AND WINNERS |
Contact AC at ac@wagercom.com
11/21/03 Week 4 Free NBA Picks Against the Spread
I am excited to announce the addition of our new NBA Basketball expert analyst AC Titticock. While leafing through resumes prior to selecting our new NBA Basketball gambling expert it became clear that AC was the man for the job. Not only did his analysis come across entertaining but it was clear he knew the NBA and about betting on basketball. I am confident you will find his outlook on the NBA extremely useful especially when it comes to his weekly free NBA Basketball picks against the spread. AC will be providing us with a weekly outlook and his free NBA Basketball picks on some of the weekend games each Friday and sometimes Saturday as well.
AC has started the NBA betting season with a bang. He has a 61% winning percentage against the spread on his NBA basketball picks after 23 games.
NBA BASKETBALL WEEK 4 REVIEW
The NBA is the greatest league in the world as there is always something happening. Doc Rivers gets fired, Bonzi Wells gets suspended for cursing out Mo “ass” cheeks, and now Doug Christie is in the purse making business. Let me repeat that again, Doug Christie is in the purse making business, and trust me, I am not making that up. According to this week’s Sports Illustrated, Doug Christie and his wife are now designing purses with Doug contributing several of the designs. Doug “Sally” Christie, who everybody thought before this was the most whipped guy on the planet now has proved that he actually does not own or wear his own penis. Amazingly enough, now every time that I yell at Sally to “hit it with his purse,” he can actually do it.
It’s kind of like in the 1980’s when everybody joked that Michael Jackson was a weirdo and probably liked guys (not that there’s anything wrong with that, DJ) but nobody really thought it was true, and now it turns out that he actually is a weirdo and likes little boys. That’s how I feel about this Doug Christie thing (pure irony in the Alanis Morrisette incorrect usage kind of way). You know, we all made fun of him for being whipped but we never really thought it was true, and now this, wow. I am utterly speechless. What’s next, is Kobe really going to join the USFL?
This is precisely why the Kings will never win a championship. Between Tin Man Weber and Sally Christie, they might as well just bring in an avon lady and hold a tupperware party. It’s embarrassing stuff, truly embarrassing for the species as a whole. I feel like the male gender has not been set this far back since that whole John Tesh album thing or the day that awful Sex in the City came on tv. Speaking of Sex in the City, has there ever been a show that more closely simulated the painful nauseated feeling you get when you’re accidentally (or not accidentally) kicked in the groin?
As for Michael Jackson, how happy is Kobe that a different pervert is now taking all of the headlines away from him. Kobe lucked out here as he is no longer front page news. Good job Kobe, though even in molestation you have to play second fiddle.
In other news, the Celtics have finally begun to show their true colors as an awful basketball team and are exposing Jim O’Brien for the horrible coach that he is. They have no point guard, no second scoring option, no big men, and a coach that runs 900 straight isolation plays for a triple teamed Paul Pierce. O’Brien is pathetic, he is quickly turning into the Chris Wallace of the coaching ranks.
By the way, did anybody see Marc Jackson drop 23 on the Raptors Wednesday night? This guy was so good as a rookie in 2000 and then just disappeared. He has a deadly 10-15 foot jump shot, can pass, and rebounds like a fiend. I don’t understand where he has been but I would keep my eye on him if I were other teams. He may be that extra player the sixers need. Trust me, this guy can play.
Also, has anybody noticed the season Baron Davis is having? So he shot 6-22 from three point land in his last 2 games, but he’s averaging over 25 points and 8 assists per game. Amazing what can happen when you lay off the Twinkies. He and my boy Peja have stepped it up this year for their respective teams after injury plagued seasons last year. Somewhere they are giving Dee Brown hope for a comeback.
As for last week’s picks, I went 2-4. Unbelievable. I lost three overtime games. Something as statistically possible as me watching an episode of Everybody loves Raymond and laughing or not wanting to actually shoot myself in the eye. I will not lose three overtime picks again. Anyway, here is a special Thursday edition because you all asked so vociferously for it. The regular picks for Friday and Saturday will come out as the lines are released. Unfortunately, these are tough games Thursday night but that’s why they pay me the big bucks.
On to the nba basketball picks for Friday:
NBA BASKETBALL PICKS FOR FRIDAY 11/21/03
Minnesota -2.5 at Cleveland: The Cavaqueers have won their last three home games and LeDong dropped in 28 points the other night. However, the wolves are bringing in the 1990’s version of LeDong in Kevin Garnett. The Wolves have won 3 straight road games while dropping 2 of 3 at home. What does that mean? Absolutely nothing. Garnett is going make Ilgauskus wish he still had foot problems. Take the Wolves and enjoy the LeDong show.
Houston +2 at Portland: It’s tough to win in Portland but the Jailblazers are just not very good right now. Maybe they will be better with Bonzi suspended, but who knows? I like the Rockets, and in Yao I trust.
Memphis +4.5 at Seattle: This is an ugly game as I still don’t know what to make out of Seattle. I think we’ll see Sikma get a double-double but Gasol will drop in 28 points to mitigate him. Mike Miller should step up and perhaps Flip Murray will turn back into a pumpkin. Not the greatest of games but like I said, I’m not going anywhere near the Lakers-Bulls.
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