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AC TITTICOCK'S WEEKLY FREE NBA BASKETBALL PICKS AND WINNERS |
Contact AC at ac@wagercom.com
11/22/03 Week 4 Free NBA Picks Against the Spread
I am excited to announce the addition of our new NBA Basketball expert analyst AC Titticock. While leafing through resumes prior to selecting our new NBA Basketball gambling expert it became clear that AC was the man for the job. Not only did his analysis come across entertaining but it was clear he knew the NBA and about betting on basketball. I am confident you will find his outlook on the NBA extremely useful especially when it comes to his weekly free NBA Basketball picks against the spread. AC will be providing us with a weekly outlook and his free NBA Basketball picks on some of the weekend games each Friday and sometimes Saturday as well.
AC has started the NBA betting season off well. He has a 55% winning percentage against the spread on his NBA basketball picks after 29 games.
NBA BASKETBALL WEEK 4 REVIEW
The NBA is the greatest league in the world as there is always something happening. Doc Rivers gets fired, Bonzi Wells gets suspended for cursing out Mo “ass” cheeks, and now Doug Christie is in the purse making business. Let me repeat that again, Doug Christie is in the purse making business, and trust me, I am not making that up. According to this week’s Sports Illustrated, Doug Christie and his wife are now designing purses with Doug contributing several of the designs. Doug “Sally” Christie, who everybody thought before this was the most whipped guy on the planet now has proved that he actually does not own or wear his own penis. Amazingly enough, now every time that I yell at Sally to “hit it with his purse,” he can actually do it.
It’s kind of like in the 1980’s when everybody joked that Michael Jackson was a weirdo and probably liked guys (not that there’s anything wrong with that, DJ) but nobody really thought it was true, and now it turns out that he actually is a weirdo and likes little boys. That’s how I feel about this Doug Christie thing (pure irony in the Alanis Morrisette incorrect usage kind of way). You know, we all made fun of him for being whipped but we never really thought it was true, and now this, wow. I am utterly speechless. What’s next, is Kobe really going to join the USFL?
This is precisely why the Kings will never win a championship. Between Tin Man Weber and Sally Christie, they might as well just bring in an avon lady and hold a tupperware party. It’s embarrassing stuff, truly embarrassing for the species as a whole. I feel like the male gender has not been set this far back since that whole John Tesh album thing or the day that awful Sex in the City came on tv. Speaking of Sex in the City, has there ever been a show that more closely simulated the painful nauseated feeling you get when you’re accidentally (or not accidentally) kicked in the groin?
As for Michael Jackson, how happy is Kobe that a different pervert is now taking all of the headlines away from him. Kobe lucked out here as he is no longer front page news. Good job Kobe, though even in molestation you have to play second fiddle.
In other news, the Celtics have finally begun to show their true colors as an awful basketball team and are exposing Jim O’Brien for the horrible coach that he is. They have no point guard, no second scoring option, no big men, and a coach that runs 900 straight isolation plays for a triple teamed Paul Pierce. O’Brien is pathetic, he is quickly turning into the Chris Wallace of the coaching ranks.
By the way, did anybody see Marc Jackson drop 23 on the Raptors Wednesday night? This guy was so good as a rookie in 2000 and then just disappeared. He has a deadly 10-15 foot jump shot, can pass, and rebounds like a fiend. I don’t understand where he has been but I would keep my eye on him if I were other teams. He may be that extra player the sixers need. Trust me, this guy can play.
Also, has anybody noticed the season Baron Davis is having? So he shot 6-22 from three point land in his last 2 games, but he’s averaging over 25 points and 8 assists per game. Amazing what can happen when you lay off the Twinkies. He and my boy Peja have stepped it up this year for their respective teams after injury plagued seasons last year. Somewhere they are giving Dee Brown hope for a comeback.
I went 2-1 last night with strong victories out of the Wolves and the Grizzlies. The Rockets were down only 2 (the line) with two minutes to go and then imploded. Poor defense and a lot of fouling will do you in on the road everytime. As an aside, I watched the Orlando-Phoenix game on Thursday night (which I lost by .5 points) and Orlando is a horrible team. Their bench was better than their starters and their bench featured Andrew DeJerk and some guy named Derrick Dial. Just a horrible team, I will be shorting them the rest of the season. And yes, I am kicking my self for not taking the Bulls and the Spurs last night. As a rule, I try to stay away from lines greater than 10, unfortunately, I can’t do that tonight. Anyway, on to Saturday’s picks.
On to the nba basketball picks for Saturday:
NBA BASKETBALL PICKS FOR SATURDAY 11/22/03
Miami at Phoenix -10: Miami just lost on the road last night by 7 to Golden State. They are a much improved team and I hate giving away 10 points but if Marbury plays hard Phoenix is tough. They looked good in spurts against the Magic (who as I said are horrible) but I think they will come out strong here.
LA Clippers +9 at Minnesota: Don’t ask, I just have a feeling. Of course that feeling could be indigestion but would you rather I tell you to take Denver +12.5 at Dallas?
Philadelphia -1 at New York: The Sixers are coming off of a tough game against the putrid Celtics. They are tired, worn down, and injured. Fortunately for them they get to play Knicks. While the Knicks have been playing better, they still are a couple of Antonio McDyess knees away from being close to competitive. This is an infinitely losable game for the Sixers but I think they’ll pull it out.
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