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AC TITTICOCK'S WEEKLY FREE NBA BASKETBALL PICKS AND WINNERS |
Contact AC at ac@wagercom.com
11/28/03 Week 5 Free NBA Picks Against the Spread
I am excited to announce the addition of our new NBA Basketball expert analyst AC Titticock. While leafing through resumes prior to selecting our new NBA Basketball gambling expert it became clear that AC was the man for the job. Not only did his analysis come across entertaining but it was clear he knew the NBA and about betting on basketball. I am confident you will find his outlook on the NBA extremely useful especially when it comes to his weekly free NBA Basketball picks against the spread. AC will be providing us with a weekly outlook and his free NBA Basketball picks on some of the weekend games each Friday and sometimes Saturday as well.
AC has started the NBA betting season off well. He has a 55% winning percentage against the spread on his NBA basketball picks after 29 games.
NBA BASKETBALL WEEK 5
It is Thanksgiving time and everybody knows at this time of year we are supposed to give thanks to our Native American friends for introducing us to maize and tobacco, and especially for running the majority of our casinos. Due to our wonderful Native American friends, I can now gamble almost anywhere in the country, profiting on my NBA picks and cleaning up on the tables. Ohh King Pequot, your struggle was not unrewarded. Thanks to your valiant efforts three hundred years ago I can get bombed for free while rolling dice within an hour of most major cities. This is what I am thankful for on Thanksgiving, well this and the fact that I am not one of Shawn Kemp’s kids. Imagine having 1,000 brothers and sisters and having to buy all of those birthday presents. You’d go broke in a heartbeat. Maybe I should go into business and target only Shawn Kemp’s kids. They probably have a higher GDP than Uzbekistan, but I must digress. Anyway, in honor of Turkey day, I am going to give you a list of the top 7 things I am thankful for about the NBA:
1. I am thankful that I am not Kedrick Brown’s intensity, Jamaal Tinsley’s jump shot, or Mark Madsen’s rhythm. If I were any of those things, I wouldn’t exist. How stupid is Danny Ainge for extending Kedrick Clown’s contract? I’ve said it before but it bears repeating, he is Harold Minor with a worse jump shot and less charisma. He’s lucky Ainge is so generous or he would have to rely on his two year degree at Devry to support himself. Hey Kedrick, can I get fries with that?
2. I am thankful for Yao, Amare Stoudamire, Carmelo Anthony, and LeDong James. The young guys can play and they are fun to watch. I hope they continue to learn the game and learn how to hit more open jump shots and pass the ball. LeDong has a great feel for the game and is a tremendous passer. He should be fun to watch for years to come, unless he goes Kobe on us. Yao can just play. He will win a title before any of the others.
3. I am thankful for Shaq and Kobe. The soap opera continues with Shaq-fu and Kobe now making like they get along. Does anybody think Shaq pulled an LT and sent that girl to Kobe’s room? Kobe Kobe Kobe, I have no words for your stupidity but in my heart I feel bad for you. It must not be easy being so rich, talented, and young. Way to throw all of that away, assclown.
4. I am thankful for my new favorite player Udonis Haslem. The man who has more anagrams than Michael Jackson has had sleepovers with adolescent boys. He rides in his Sunshade Limo and if you shout Loudish Names at him, your Anus he will Demolish. Udonis, thank you for being part of the NBA.
5. I am thankful that Danny Ainge is hanging Jim O’Brien out to dry. Hey Obie, you are a terrible coach. You’re offensive schemes are horrible and your brain malfunction in not playing Erik Strickland in the playoffs last year was reprehensible. Honestly, you could give Kobe a run for stupidest human alive. You make ML Carr look like Isiah Thomas and that is a huge step because it’s not clear ML could even spell his first name. I can’t wait for Obie to be gone, bring on DJ or the Chief.
6. I am thankful for all 5 feet 5 inches of Earl Boykins. He is shorter than me and can play hoops about a billion times better than I can. His height deficiency is similar to Kobe’s brain deficiency, yet Earl makes up for it with skills while Kobe suffers under the weight of his idiocy. Earl can play and he is throwing in 13.5 points per game. This is why I watch the NBA because skills actually matter and my boy Earl has got some skillz.
7. Most of all I am thankful for growing up in the 1980’s with Larry Bird and the Boston Celtics. Larry, Robert, Kevin, DJ, Danny, and Bill Walton can never be matched again. Add in Reggie Lewis and there is no competition. Every High school basketball player should be forced to sit down and watch Larry Legend in any game from 1980-1988. All he did was ball, pass the rock, and drop jumpers in Dominique’s eye. There will never be another Larry, and on thanksgiving we should all give props to the legend.
On to the nba basketball picks for Friday:
NBA BASKETBALL PICKS FOR FRIDAY 11/28/03
Milwaukee +5 at Boston: Have I told you that Boston is horrible. I would pick the Helen Keller school of the Blind and Incompetent over the Jimmie O’Brien led Celtics. Sure the C’s are in for a big win and Raef Lafrentz is back but Milwaukee has been playing tough and the Celtics are starting Jiri Welsch who has the quickness of a piece of lint, and not even regular lint, but slow lint, like the kind you find under your sofa after not cleaning there for a year and I’m not sure what that means.. The Celtics are terrible and the Bucks are strongly mediocre. In that case, take 5 points and move on. By the way, it pains me to pick against the Celtics but wagering is about making me cash.
Seattle +5 at Utah: Utah has played extremely well. Seattle has played extremely well. Seattle has Ronald “Flip” Murray, Utah has Drago Kirilenko. Advantage, Flip. Take Seattle and the points.
Minnesota +1 at Memphis: Garnett will treat Gasol like he is visiting from Spain. Oh wait, he is. I guess that’s the point. Garnett, Sprewell, and Casell are too much for Hubie and the Grizlies. Look for the Wolves in a blow out.
An now an extra-special day after Thanksgiving pick, also my fourth pick of a visiting team for the day:
Dallas -1 at Denver: I don’t understand this line which means somebody knows something I don’t. How can Dallas not be favored by more after taking apart the Nuggets last week in the second half? This bet is too good to be true. Take Dallas and hope they are all healthy and not weighed down by too much turkey and stuffing..
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