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AC TITTICOCK'S WEEKLY FREE NBA BASKETBALL PICKS AND WINNERS
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AC's Wagercom 2006-2007 NBA Picks Season Record
Wins: 26 Losses: 25 Ties: 1
NBA Picks Winning Percentage: 51%
Record updated Saturdays and Mondays
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Our NBA expert AC has had 3 consecutive winning seasons picking NBA games against the spread for a combined 317-281 record yielding a 53% winning percentage which would have won you money including the VIG. AC does this out of the kindness of his heart and for the naked pictures of your girlfriends you send him as a token of your appreciation. So enjoy the columns and the picks..
AC'S NBA FREE PICKS WEEK 7:
With Eastern Conference haikus last week, that can mean only one thing, Western Conference haikus this week. So without further ado:
Dallas Mavericks
Cuban loves to whine
Change the ball, get some new refs
Three stooges hair cut
Denver Nuggets
JR Smith hit threes
Like young players hit groupies
Often and from deep
Golden Shower State Warriors
Dunleavy big cash
Money for Foyle as well
Mullin on the sauce
Houston Rockets
Yao Yao Yao Yao Yao
Yao Yao Yao Yao Yao Yao Yao
Yao Yao Yao Yao Yao
LA Clippers
Playing for Sterling
Like living in tent outside
Cheap and for losers
LA Lakers
Kobe goes backdoor
So hotel workers beware
Cover your anus
Memphis Grizzlies
Like wet yellow snow
Or the brown poops around it
This team is awful
Minnesota Timberwolves
Trade for Iverson?
Could win a championship
Or a gun shootout
New Orleans/OK City
People love Chris Paul
I am sure Paul loves Strippers
Therefore love strippers
Phoenix Suns
Back in the running
Like chasing the horizon
Team can not be caught
Portland Trailblazers
Two times anal Zach
Like Yogi at a picnic
Takes what is not his
Sacramento Kings
Like a charging bull
Must stay out of Ron Ron’s path
Or else he may rap
San Antonio Spurs
Boring boring dull
Watching grass grow is better
Than Ginobili flop
Seattle Sonics
Just like Grand Canyon
Sonics have a fatal flaw
Hole in the center
Utah Jazz
Everyone healthy
Doubt it will last much longer
Short these buggers now
Friday Night Free NBA Picks:
Denver -3 at Boston:
The Celtics have won three in a row but the teams they beat include an Iverson-less Sixers, a Coach-less Knicks, and I believe 3 homeless guys and pigeon. In other words, don't get too excited. This is a classic Celtics let down game. They get way too cocky after accomplishing just about nothing so watch the Nuggets come in and just run them out of the building. Carmelo loves to score and the Celtics love to let people score so put him down for 35 and a 15 point Nuggets win.
Milwaukee +8.5 at Chicago:
I hate the Milwaukee-Chicago match-ups because neither team plays with any type of consistency (unless crappy to mildly crappy is consistent, like the Olive Garden). Villaneuva is back so the Bucks have that going for them and the Bulls still lack a crunch time scorer. This game should be under a 10 point spread so hope the 8.5 is enough.
LA Clippers -1.5 at Portland:
The Blazers, like the Celtics, have defeated three straight crappy teams on the road. They beat Toronto, Memphis, and the Sixers so they have proven that they would be a #6 seed if they were in the East. Problem is they are in the West with teams like the Clippers who should wipe the floor with them. The Clippers have not been playing well but there is more talent in Elton Brand's asscrack than on the entire Blazer's team. Take the Clips and hope they decide to play defense, maybe a box and one on Randolph would be appropriate (and I love box).
New York Knicks at Indiana Pacers -6.5:
It's the Knicks.
Saturday Night Free NBA Picks:
Another 2-2 night last night and for that we are all a little worse off. But hey, who knew the Celtics would actually show up in a meaningful game? Amazing what happens when they actually play their good players. Only took injuries to Perkins, Ratliff, Olowokandi, Greg Kite, and Brad Lohaus, to get Al Jefferson over 25 minutes of game time. Great job Doc. Now if only Tony Allen would stub his toe, Gerald Green could show his stuff too.
Chicago -3 at Atlanta:
The worst thing about picking this game is that the “a” on my key board isn’t working very well making it difficult to type Atlanta. The best thing about picking this game is that the Hawks suck. Take the Bulls and hope they weren’t out partying too late in the ATL last night.
Denver -3 at New York:
First rule of NBA betting, never take the Knicks. Second rule of NBA betting, always bet against Isiah. Third rule of NBA betting, use winnings on lap dances, Cristal, and more NBA betting. Just take the Nuggets and hope last night vs Boston was an aberration.
Memphis at Miami -5.5:
I don’t care if Miami only suits up 3 players and one of them is Antoine Walker. The Grizzlies are just plain awful. Once Gasol gets in shape it will be a different story, but until then, short these clowns any chance you get.
Philadelphia at San Antonio Under 182.5:
The only thing uglier than this game is Rosie O’Donnell getting her rug munched by Rosenne Barr while Clay Aiken urinates on them. In other words, find something else to watch after you lay down your cash on the under.
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