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AC TITTICOCK'S WEEKLY FREE NBA BASKETBALL PICKS AND WINNERS
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AC's Wagercom 2008-2009 NBA Picks Season Record
Wins: 51 Losses: 46 Ties: 0
NBA Picks Winning Percentage: 53%
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Our NBA expert AC has had 6 consecutive winning seasons picking NBA games against the spread making you money including the VIG. AC does this out of the kindness of his heart and for the naked pictures of your girlfriends you send him as a token of your appreciation. So enjoy the columns and the picks..
AC'S NBA 2008-2009 NBA FREE PICKS WEEK 12:
Last week we had Senryus for the Eastern Conference and as promised, this week we have them for the Western Conference. So turn off your TV, put down your Italo Svevo, and toggle off of www.Bangbus.com for a few minutes and enjoy.
Dallas Mavericks:
Dirk getting older
Jason Kidd almost ancient
Cuban should rebuild
Denver Nuggets:
Second place in West
Despite trading Iverson
Short this team right now
Golden Shower State:
Run Run Run Run Run
Who cares about defending?
Only wins titles
Houston Rockets:
Pornstar’s self-esteem
Stronger than McGrady’s back
Faberge egg too
LA Clippers:
Dunleavy sucks balls
He really really sucks balls
Crappy GM too
LA Lakers:
Kobe likes the butt
Vujacic is complete ass
Bet they share a room
Minnesota TerribleWolves™:
Big Al Jefferson
Must smoke his weight in ganja
Laziest player
Memphis Grizzlies:
If Kyle Lowry
Is your team’s starting point guard
Big East Tourney bound
New Orleans Whorenets:
James Posey shoots threes
Hits big shots when they count most
Whorenets fans will see
Oklahoma City Thunder:
Durant improving
A steal in Russell Westbrook
Sleeper team next year
Phoenix Suns:
Amare still hates
Playing any kind of D
Hard to win that way
Portland Trailblazers:
Wilfred Brimley and
A petrified redwood tree
Nimbler than Oden
Sacramento Kings:
The Maloof’s don’t care
Still own the Palms in Vegas
Get to hit these chicks
San Antonio Spurs:
Keep chugging along
This team will not go away
A playoff dark horse
Utah Jazz:
You can’t drink caffeine
But polygamy allowed
Fine trade-off for me
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FRIDAY NIGHT FREE NBA PICKS
San Antonio -3 at Philadelphia:
The Sixers have won 5 in a row and are anxiously awaiting the return of Elton Brand (and by anxiously awaiting, I mean regretting the inevitable). They also recently played in San Antonio and only lost by 2 points. So you have an overconfident Sixers team and a Spurs team who will likely want to put them in their place. The game may be close but the Spurs should make this a double digit victory by game’s end.
Utah -5 at Memphis:
What’s tall, white and sucks on the road? Either an NBA groupie in high heels or the Utah Jazz. The Jazz are a TerribleWolvian™ 7-12 on the road. That said, the Grizzlies are only 9-12 at home. Utah has been in a funk this season so now that they are mostly healthy, look for them to start putting up numbers. Plus Kyle Lowry trying to guard Deron Williams is like George Bush attempting long division in his head, it won’t turn out well and will be embarrassing for all. Take the Jazz and enjoy the Korver.
Atlanta -1 at Golden Shower State:
Yes, this is the third road team giving points that AC is taking on the night and there are 3 reasons for this. 1. The Hawks have been slumping but are ready to break out of it. 2. The Warriors have no one to guard Joe Johnson. 3. Golden Shower State blows. You could take the over 216 as well because these teams treat defense like Kirstie Alley treats salads. Either way, take the Hawks and root for them to give any effort.
Orlando at LA Lakers -4.5:
The Lakers are coming off of a tough loss and the Magic are preparing for a tough loss. Look, I like the Magic. I think they have a fine regular season team but they are playing way over their heads right now. Jameer Nelson will revert to pumpkin status any game now and Dwight Howard is always susceptible to the Hack-a-Shaq routine. The Lakers will win this in a blow out as the Magic will be way too excited and not play within themselves. Take the Lakers and roll your winnings into a massage on the strip when it is over.
SATURDAY FREE NBA PICKS
AC’s traditional mid-season slump continues and for that I am sorry. However, after consulting with my good luck charm, I am now ready to win you all some money back. So get out your wallets, call your bookies, and book a table at your local Rick’s because we’re all getting paid today.
Philadelphia at New York Over 210:
They both played last night and they both can fill it up. The Sixers are playing well so as always, they could be overconfident tonight, especially after a huge win against the Spurs last night. Taking the Knicks +1.5 is tempting, but then again, they are the Knicks. The over is a better bet here because these teams will not play more than six minutes of defense tonight so just hope they can shoot over 45%.
Miami at Houston -3.5:
The Rockets are finding their stride and Miami has won 2 consecutive road games which means they are due for a loss. In the NBA there are very few teams good enough to win three in a row on the road and the Heat are not one of them. Plus they have no answer for Von “Nila” Wafer who is in the process of legally changing his name to Kevin Gamble. Take the Rockets and hope they can get out to an early lead.
Utah +4.5 at Dallas:
Rarely has AC ever done this, but I have changed my pick in this game after writing my analysis. I know Utah sucks on the road and is playing on the second of back to back nights but when it came down to it, Jason Kidd just can’t do anything to stop Deron “Darren” Williams. Plus Dallas is running Gerald “The Scarecrow” Green out in their starting line-up so there is no way I can take them. Dallas may win, but it will be close, so we’ll take the points and hope Utah plays this like a home game.
San Antonio at Chicago Under 196:
As much as I would like to take the Spurs and give the 3 points, the Bulls are too much of a wild card, especially with Kirk Hinrich back and seemingly playing well off of the bench. Therefore, taking the under is the best bet as San Antonio’s defense should abate Chicago’s streakiness. Take the under and hope the Spurs come to play.
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