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AC TITTICOCK'S WEEKLY FREE NBA BASKETBALL PICKS AND WINNERS
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AC's Wagercom 2009-2010 NBA Picks Season Record
Wins: 38 Losses: 32 Ties: 2
NBA Picks Winning Percentage: 54%
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AC'S FREE NBA PICKS AND COLUMN WEEK 9:
It’s Christmas and AC wrote his Christmas column last week because like the non-observant jew that he is, he had no idea that Jebus’ birfday fell on the weekend this year. So fuck AC on that one. Now he is left without a column schtick. He is fucking schtickless, like a David Hasselhoff or a eunuch. So this week, AC is going to throw out 8 interesting facts for you to use to wow your family and friends in your drunken stupor over the next few days before he gets to the money winning picks.
1. In the last four games, Brad Miller has played 80 minutes and scored just two points. Not averaged two points, but scored two points by going one for fifteen from the field with zero free throws attempted. He’s shooting more blanks than Chastity Bono after a vasectomy.
2. Wednesday night, JR Smith pulled a “Casspi” by going 10 for 17 from three point land and 1 for 6 from the line. That makes less sense than Dane Cook’s career.
3. The last time Kevin Garnett had a minor leg injury he was out for eight months. His current thigh bruise may be nothing, but it is the same leg that he had his 8 month “minor” knee surgery on and fuck if I know anyone that ever had to miss a game for a “thigh bruise.” Keep an eye on the Celtics tomorrow to see if he plays.
4. Gracie Glam just knows what she is doing. AC is very close to putting her in AC’s sacred Hall of Porn along with the fantastic five of Janine Lindemulder, Taylor Rain, Carmen Kinsley, the short stay but bright shining star of Hannah Hilton, and of course the lovely Ms. Faye Reagan. Keep up the good work Gracie.
5. Jerryd Bayless may need another vowel in his first name, but he is breaking out. Bayless dropped in 31 points Wednesday night when Brandon Roy was injured. It was the first time Bayless has played over 30 minutes all year as he played for 42 and he simply filled it up. When he plays, he gets to the line more frequently than Tiger Woods gives girls herpes. He has shot 10+ free throws in 3 of the last 6 games and that is while averaging only ~20 minutes of playing time. This kid was born to score and he is fearless going to the hoop. Pay attention now because if Brandon Roy is out, Bayless may go nuts.
6. Pau Gasol is the most underrated star player in the NBA. Gasol is shooting 54% from the floor, 89% from the line, and averaging 17 points, 2 blocks, and 12.6 rebounds per game. And that is not a typo. Despite playing with Andrew Bynum and RonRon Artest, he’s still pulling down almost 13 boards a game. As they say in Spain, holy cojones.
7. Kevin Love is a player. The guy is averaging 14 points and 13 rebounds and shooting almost 50% from the floor, 50% from 3 point range, and 80% from the line. He is like the Rain Man of rebounding. If a good team were smart, they would do their best to snatch this guy up as every title team needs a guy to do to the dirty work, a jizz mopper if you will, and Love can mop some jizz.
8. The Washington Wizards are the most full of shit team in the NBA. Caron Butler has the softest numbers in the league, Gilbert Arenas has no idea how to play within a team, and Antawn Jamison can’t even spell Antoine correctly. Good thing they traded the 6th pick for Mike Miller and his well-coiffed hair and Randy Foye who is to basketball what Andrew “Dice” Clay was to subtlety.
Friday Night Picks:
Miami +2.5 at New York:
The Knicks have won three in a row, eight of eleven, and have benched Nate Robinson which has had the effect of both shortening their rotation and shortening their bench (since he is like five foot nine). Still, AC is not ready to buy into this Knicks team, especially against a weird mismatched team like the Heat who have one guy who can’t be stopped (Dwyane Wyane Wade) and 11 other guys who can’t make a stop. The Heat team makes less sense than any recent Wes Anderson movie and yet they manage to beat crappier teams. Well the Knicks are a crappy team despite their recent success so take the points and root for Wade to stay healthy.
Boston at Orlando -5:
The Celtics are in a bit of disarray right now with KG having missed a game (we’ll see if he really plays today) and Pierce out at least two weeks (AC is taking the over) after having his infected knee drained. With Pierce out, Tony Allen will likely start for Boston and as Allen is winning kryptonite, AC is going to take the Magic in a blow out. It’s just going to be one of those games. The only thing that can keep the Celtics in this one is if Rondo takes over but Orlando is too well coached to let that happen. Take the Magic and watch Kendrick Perkins and RaWeed Wallace both get thrown out of this game.
Cleveland at LA Lakers -5.5:
Shaq returns to LA on Christmas day just in time to get dominated by the front court of Gasol, Bynum, and Artest. LA is more loaded than Vin Baker in a Jack Daniels distillery. Take LA and watch RonRon shut down LeDong.
LA Clippers at Phoenix -9.5:
The Clippers can’t beat good teams and the Suns take care of bad teams. Seriously, look at their schedules. I don’t like giving 9.5 here as this feels like a 7 point game, but it’s always probably a good idea to underestimate the Clips by 3 points. So take the Suns and root for Amare to want to have a big game on national TV.
Saturday Night Picks:
Well, we went 2 and 2 on Christmas so we didn’t win any cash to make sure Santa’s little helpers got their stockings properly stuffed. To make up for that, we’ll win some money tonight and then see how many lovely ladies are in the market for candy canes.
Phoenix -3 at Golden Shower State:
The only thing we have going against us here is that the Suns played on Friday. Luckily for us we have one big thing going for us and that is that Golden Shower State sucks. As I said on Friday, the Suns do a great job of beating the crap teams and calling the Warriors crap would be an insult to fecal matter everywhere. Don Nelson has clearly checked out, they start Vladimir Radmanovic at center, and the players may actually hate each other. We’re only giving three here so even though it is a road game on the second of back to back nights, the Suns should be ok as they got some rest by destroying the Clipper on Friday night. Take Phoenix and hope they give some effort.
Houston at New Jersey +9.5:
The Nets really aren’t this bad. I know AC has been saying that all year but it is true. They just need to stay healthy and have Courtney Lee not shoot 20% from the floor. If Lee could just shoot 40%, the Nets would be exponentially better because then teams would have to guard him and he would open things up for Lopez down low of Devin Harris to penetrate. The Rockets come to play every night so this may be close to a 10 point game but in the end, the Nets should lose by less than eight.
Atlanta -7 at Indiana:
The Pacers are playing so poorly right now that even Jim O’Braindead thinks he should be fired. Indiana wasn’t playing well before Granger got hurt and now they are just dreadful. Atlanta has been struggling a bit of late so look for them to wake up and make a statement here (the statement of course being that they can beat bad teams on the road).
Charlotte at Oklahoma City -5.5:
AC is tempted to take Utah -8 vs. Philly or the Spurs -2.5 at Milwaukee, but betting against the Bobcats is an old AC favorite. The Bobcats just don’t have the firepower to stay with a team like the Thunder. Who is going to guard Durant? Seriously, Gerald Wallace is going to try to stick Durant but he’s either going to get into foul trouble early or waste so much energy on defense that he will be ineffective on offense and the Bobcats need all the scoring they can get. The Thunder should win by 10 so give the 5.5 and root for Westbrook and Green to apply pressure while Durant rams it down Charlotte’s throat and destroys their gag reflex.
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