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AC TITTICOCK'S WEEKLY FREE NBA BASKETBALL PICKS AND WINNERS
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AC's Wagercom 2009-2010 NBA Picks Season Record
Wins: 54 Losses: 56 Ties: 2
NBA Picks Winning Percentage: 49%
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Our NBA expert AC has had 6 consecutive winning seasons picking NBA games against the spread making you money including the VIG. AC does this out of the kindness of his heart and for the naked pictures of your girlfriends you send him as a token of your appreciation. So enjoy the columns and the picks..
AC'S FREE NBA PICKS AND COLUMN WEEK 14:
The whole world continues to twitter and shitter because apparently people need to know when you go to the store to get some HoHos. The NBA is doing their best to control their players’ twittering but AC is better connected than Bill Gates’ home entertainment system so he is privy to the NBA tweets that David Stern doesn’t want you all to read. Of course, AC is a giving person (he gave some seed to a bevy young ladies just last night so they can perhaps start a cock garden), so he will share these midseason NBA tweets with all of you.
Kevin Garnett: are u all still buying that i only had minor knee surgery? If so, want to buy a bridge?
RaWeed Wallace: F*&(*^&*^ the refs. They suck my nizzards. Just keep finding me for 3.
Eddy Curry: Just finished my daily krispy kreme workout. Gonna wash it down with a tub of lard and some sausage.
Allen Iverson: Of course I’m starting the all-star game, but don’t expect me at practice. I mean we’re talking about practice.
LeDong James: Witness the King. I own this league and all the groupies in it.
Derrick Rose: How doo u twitter? Me kant tipe rite letters too mke words. I lyke gumdrops.
Tony Allen: wiejeoiwdoijdoijwoijeodijewiesad. Sorry, dropped the phone.
D-White Howard: Hide your cheerleaders, D-HO coming to town with my f*cking shoes on.
Gilbert Arenas: Crittenden is a sell out biatch. That’s cool, cuz I know where he lives and you all know I’m packing.
Dwyane Wyane Wade: Can someone get me some help down here? Damn, my teammates are worse than stan van gundy’s breath.
Michael Beasley: I’ll trade an autograph for a dime bag.
Vince Carter: Would twitter more but sprained my wrist twittering last time and I need that to finger my vagina.
Carmelo Anthony: I wish more people knew how great of a scorer I am and it wasn’t a secret, too bad I don’t believe in snitching.
Kyle Korver: I love Utah.
Al Jefferson: Yawn.
Kobe Bryant: Can’t wait till we get to the hotel. I wore my special rape pants.
Amare Stoudemire: Does anyone remember when I was good? No really, do you? Cause I sure as fuck don’t.
Blake Griffin: Get me out of here.
Ron Artest: I am going to dribble 6 times before each free throw, one for each of Michael Jackson’s noses.
Rodrigue Beaubois: J’aime les filles. C’est la vie. Bitches.
Don Nelson: How do I turn the sound up on this? Hello? Is anyone there? I can’t find my dentures.
David Lee: To the one hot girl in New York City I have not boned. C u Monday?
Tyrus Thomas: Just learned I am supposed to try to put the ball into the basket. Look out NBA, here I come.
Baron Davis: Maybe I’ll get back in to the NBA soon. Planning a come back. Just playing with this AAU team the Clips to get into shape.
Greg Oden: Dong, dong, dong, dong, dong.
Friday NBA Free Picks:
Boston at Atlanta -4:
It pains me to do this, it really does. It probably hurts worse than the Octomom’s vagina after popping out 8 kids, but have you seen KG play lately? To say he was dragging his leg would be a compliment. He got beat by Rashard fucking Lewis last night for the winning lay-up with 1 second to go in the game. The same Rashard Lewis who had beaten exactly zero players off the dribble in his career prior to that play. I don’t even know if KG will play tonight as he looked so injured. The Hawks are the kind of team that gives the Celtics fits in that they are breathing. Ok, that’s a bit of an overstatement but Boston is playing their worst basketball in years and there is an 80% chance they get blown out tonight as Atlanta has owned them this season. The Hawks are younger, faster, more athletic, and probably want it more. Watching Boston blow second half leads isn’t cute or fun anymore, it’s pathetic and unfortunately it is what happens when two of you starting five (KG and Ray Allen) ossify right before your eyes.
LA Clippers Pick’em at Minnesota TerribleWolves™:
The TerribleWolves™ are so bad at defense that the Minnesota justice system is thinking of bringing up charges. In back to back games last week they gave up 127 and 132 points. The Big Lazy, Al Jefferson, puts forth less effort on defense than Amy Winehouse does on hygiene. The Clippers also suck, but anytime we can bet against the TerribleWolves™ and not give points, we do it. You might want to tease this with the over 201 and enjoy an extra few lap dances.
Denver +2 at Oklahoma City:
Oklahoma City is a nice story and everything but the Nuggets can play. Melo is going to abuse Jeff Green/Kevin Durant/whomever guards him and Chauncey Billups should be able to dictate the pace. The Nuggets have a tendency to suck on the road, but they should be up for tonight’s game like Kirstie Alley gets up for a buffet line. Take Denver and just hope they are healthy.
Sacramento at Utah -9:
The Jazz have been hotter than Bar Refaeli and Faye Reagan at a naked all you can eat fish filet. They have won 8 out of 9 games against some pretty tough opponents. The Kings had their run but they are finished. The talent just isn’t there as their front court is less talented than David Hasselhoff. Boozer may or may not play tonight but it doesn’t matter because Paul Milsap can just as ably abuse Spencer Hawes. Take Utah and hope they don’t lose the double digit lead n 4th quarter scrub time.
Saturday Free NBA Picks:
Well it’s official, AC sucks at picking games this year. AC will admit he has been a bit distracted as his stable of ladies is probably one ass too many (if there is such a thing), so he has not had the time to devote to his loyal readers and to breaking down game film as he would like. AC lost last night by two points on the Jazz who were without Deron Williams and Carlos Boozer. Now AC knew Boozer was likely out, but not Williams. AC also lost with Denver in OKC because Melo was out, which AC did not know. Missing these details is hurting AC like a young lasses rectum after being impaled by Lexington Steele. Tonight we will try to do better, but I wouldn’t think less of you if you bet against AC. Money always wins over dick jokes.
New York at Washington Under 204.5:
Ugh. Both of these teams are horrible to watch and this game has a higher beta than taking a manic depressive to a strip club. Either team could win in a blow out, either team could score 60 points or 180 points, there is really nothing that could happen in this game that would surprise me other than spectators being entertained. In that case, take the under because the Wiz can’t score and the Knick have been slowing it down just a wee bit.
Atlanta +5 at Orlando:
Orlando is rested while Atlanta is coming off of a victory last night against the fading too fast Celtics. Remember though, the last time these two teams played, Orlando absolutely mobelcrated the Hawks (mobelcrate of course from the ancient Greek meaning “to mobel the crate” with “mobel” Greek for “rape” and “crate” Greek for “ass”). Given that, the Hawks should have more to prove tonight than a 16 year old with a fake id at a liquor store. Sure Atlanta played a sort of tough game against Boston last night, and sure the last time they beat Boston in Atlanta they played Orlando the next day and got mobelcrated (see above), but that is why they will keep this game close. They may lose, but it won’t be by 5 so take the Hawks and root for Jamal Crawford to keep smoking whatever he’s been smoking.
Miami at Milwaukee -4:
Watch this line closely because it could change before game time. The Heat may be without Beasley and Jermaine O’Neal and they are coming off their best game of the season last night. That screams let down louder than a young lady getting a piggy back from a drunken Shaq. The Bucks have sucked as of late but they are playing decently at home, having won their last five in a row at the Bradley center or whatever the fuck they call it these days. I wish this were a pick ‘em game, but we have to play with the lines we’re given so we’ll lay the points and root for the Bucks to hit their free throws.
Portland at Dallas Over 193:
Because AC said so.
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