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AC TITTICOCK'S WEEKLY FREE NBA BASKETBALL PICKS AND WINNERS
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AC's Wagercom 2009-2010 NBA Picks Season Record
Wins: 58 Losses: 60 Ties: 2
NBA Picks Winning Percentage: 49%
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AC'S FREE NBA PICKS AND COLUMN ALL STAR BREAK:
It’s the all-star break which means plenty of strippers in Dallas will be having babies nine months from now. It also means AC is taking some time off as there are no games on which to bet. Still, AC knows his readers need their fix of NBA dick jokes, so he’s going to give you his picks to win each of the NBA all-star events.
HORSE game: Kevin Durant
It’s Durant, Omri Casspi (mazel tov bitches), and Rajon Rondo. A very strange choice of players as Durant won it last year and is deadly from anywhere, Casspi is a complete unknown for this type of competition though my guess is he will suck, and Rondo likely has enough tricks to make Ashley Dupre seem like a neophyte. That said, all Durant needs to do is shoot free throws since neither Casspi or Rondo are any good from the charity stripe.
Rookies vs. Sophomores: Sophomores
The Sophomores’ worst player is Anthony Morrow and he can fill it up from anywhere. Plus everyone on the Sophomores team is essentially a starter (Love and Beasley come off the bench but play starters minutes) The Rookies have some guy named Taj Gibson and the immortal Jonas Jerebko. This game is not even going to be close as Russell Westbrook is going to dunk all over little Stephen Curry and Danilo Gallinari is going to hit 10 three pointers, just because he can.
Shooting Stars Competition: Who gives a fuck
No really, who give a fuck.
Skills Challenge: Steve Nash
Nash definitely has skills though Derrick Rose could win because he is faster than a coked out Speedy Gonzalez. The most entertaining part may be watching Brandon Jennings as flubs his way through the challenge with inaccurate passes because that’s what rookies do.
Three Point Shoot-out: Danilo Gallinari
First of all, why is Jason Kapono not in this? No really, I thought that was the only reason he was in the league, for this weekend. Like Gerald “The Scarecrow” Green and the dunk contest, if Kapono is in the NBA he should automatically be in this. Secondly, why does Eddie House never get invited. House is a fucking three point prodigy with a quicker release than a 50 year old virgin getting a hummer from Brooklyn Decker. Of the six participants, only three are really shooters (Gallinari, Stephen Curry, and DaQuan Cook) while two are scorers (Chauncey Billups, Paul Pierce), and one is just happy to be there (Channing Frye). Sure Pierce leads the league in 3 point fg%, and sure he has developed a nice set shot, but he is not a shooter. He may get hot and win a round, but he is not going to put together three good enough rounds to win. AC is going with Gallinari over Curry and Cook because he was born for this competition.
Dunk Contest: Shannon Brown
Wow, the dunk contest field reads like an NBDL draft lottery. This event was revived just three years ago and now it’s back in the shitter. Does anyone really care to watch Nate Robinson in another dunk contest? We get it, he’s short, he can jump over D-White Howard, yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn. As for the rest of the field, they have the charisma of paint, and not any paint, but the first layer of paint you put on a wall before you add the real paint. Honestly, I care about watching some guy named DeMar DeRozan dunk about as much as I care about Mayim Bialik’s twat. And why is Gerald Wallace in this? He’s too tall and he’ll probably turn the ball over on his way to the rim. The NBA really should bring Gerald Green back for this, it is his destiny. Anyway, AC is taking Shannon Brown because he’s been in LA just long enough to know you need to put on a show.
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