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FREE WEEKLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
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Wagercom College Football Picks Season Record
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL GAME PICKS
It is now officially Bowl Season and Wagercom.com is here to finish up this college football season by winning you more money so you can buy your loved ones those diamond earrings and crotchless thongs you have been promising (and don't ask about the physics of crotchless thongs, as Godel has taught us, some things are unsolvable). For the entire college football season, Wagercom has not only been giving you winning picks, but we delivered you an almost who's who of celebrities to give those picks. We've had everyone from Andrew "Dice" Clay, to Oscar the Grouch, to the spirit of Rodney Dangerfield, to the lovely Elizabeth Lambert who still has the wagercom.com office all atwitter with her awesomeness.
For the holiday season and to highlight how special these Bowls are, wagercom.com acutally reached out to a guest writer for the first time. Usually agents/managers/madames contact us, but this week we wanted to get our readers the best and most relevant guest we could. So we reached out to Tiger Woods and he was more than happy to give us his picks and use this forum to talk directly to his fans and avoid the finger waving holier than thou media. I mean who among us has not cheated on their model wife with more than ten disgusting herpes riddens skanks all at the same time? Seriously, if that is a crime then this is a world of which wagercom.com does not want to be a part. So below are the words of Tiger in his first foray out of seclusion followed by what we assume will be his money winning picks.
Tiger Woods' Picks for Bowl Games:
First of all, I want to thank AC, Jiggy, and the entire editorial staff for having me here. I have not been able to reach out to fans directly on a site that is this well trafficked, so I appreciate this opportunity.
Now to my fans, I want to say thank you for the support. This has been a difficult time for me and my family as my wife has gone from sucking my dick once a month to a little bit less frequently than that, we'll call it never. Hopefully we can work through this and I'll be able to keep my family together and fuck dirty whores, but only time (and money) will tell.
As for the media and haters out there, have you not noticed I'm rich? And I'm not just regular rich, I am whore fucking rich. Just think about that. What is the point of having $1B if you can't bang chicks? No really, tell me? What am I supposed to use that money and fame for if it's not to meet very dirty girls in champagne rooms and fill them with Dom Perignon and Tiger's special 3 Wood. See, that's why people become rich, to bang chicks. I regret that my wife did not understand that and I dutifully await her apology. And if that bitch fucks with my car one more time, it's over. She can go find another Blasian to live off.
Now on to the winning Bowl game picks so you all can get paid like me and then get laid like me. Blasain in tha house.
San Diego County Credit Union Poinseitta Bowl
Utah +3 vs. Cal: Jahvid Best is good, but more importantly San Diego is a great little town to get some ass and this is trouble for Cal. See, none of the hos in San Diego are going to want to get with Utah players because they are never going to be pros. On the other hand, Cal has some talent and they are likely going to be partying all week with Miss San Diego trying to understand where in the world her "carmen" is. Take the Utes because they will be well rested while the Bears will be shooting blanks come game time.
Sheraton Hawaii Bowl:
SMU vs. Nevada -13: I can relate to SMU since according to my lady friends, I am hung like a mustang. Unfortunately, Nevada can run the ball like I can get laid in a club, frequently and disgustingly.
Little Caesar's Bowl:
Ohio -3 vs. Marshall: Really? Ohio vs. Marshall in Detroit? Wow. That is worse than the scent from Jaimee Grubbs' punani.
Meineke Car Care Bowl:
Pitt -3 vs. North Carolina: UNC has some hot girls and Pitt has Dave Wandstedt and a bunch toofless females. The ugly ones usually have more fight, so we're going with Pitt. Though it's unclear how I married the the only hot one who fights back.
Emerald Bowl:
USC -7 vs. BC: My oh my, I should be out banging the entire USC song girl's squad. I would sink holes in all of their ones, whatever that means. This game is in San Francisco and BC is likely to spend more time at The Wolrd Famous Mitchell Brothers' O'Farrell Theatre than in practice because there is no place so fucktastic on the East Coast, so take the Trojans (and if you're a BC player, really, take some trojans because they treat you well at the Brothers).
Gaylord Music City Bowl:
Clemson -7 vs. Kentucky: Gaylord? Really? Bwahahahahaha. CJ Spiller (Spill her? I don't even know here, which is weird, because I've boned pretty much every skank in the US) is good and John Wall is not walking through that door.
AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl:
Texas A&M +7 vs. Georgia: I can not wait for Elin to give me my independence. When that happens two words: Anal Tuesdays.
Eagle Bank Bowl:
UCLA -5 vs. Temple: The Owls have not been in a Bowl game since my dad was showing me how to score with the ladies. That is a long time so I am taking the Bruins who know how to find the end zone.
Champs Sports Bowl:
Miami -3.5 vs. Wisconsin: Uncle Luke may write a rap about me because this Blasian is now a playa. Me So Horny indeed, and Uncle Luke supports the U so I got his back.
Roady's Humanitarian Bowl:
Bowling Green vs. Idaho +2: I have more important skanks to do than bother with this.
Pacific Life Holiday Bowl:
Nebraska +1.5 vs. Arizona: You take the Cornhuskers and I'll take cornholing, especially the lovely Joslyn James.
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl:
Air Force +4 vs. Houston: You don't fuck with the US military.
Brut Sun Bowl:
Stanford +8 vs. Oklahoma: My Stanford Cardinal are not losing by more than 8. No way. Ahhhh, the memories of Stanford where I was young and could nail any co-ed i wanted to without worrying about some crazy swede breaking in my rear window. That was the life.
Texas Bowl:
Navy +6.5 at Missouri: Missouri cheerleders are not going to love these seamen.
Insight Bowl:
Iowa State vs. Minnesota -2.5: The Golden Gophers offense is awful, but lucky for them they get to play just happy to be there ISU. That describes most of my skanks, just happy to be there, and by there I mean my johnson.
Chick-fil-A Bowl:
Tennessee vs. Virginia Tech -4.5: Layla, Layla, Layla. I'll Lay-ya. Blaaahhhhhhhhhhh. Actually, she's way to classy for this Blasian. She's probably never even been to Cleveland, much less had a steamer.
Outback Bowl:
Northwestern +7 vs. Auburn: As my girl Rachel Uchitel once told me, "you can do it in the butt, because I am your slut." And friends, Auburn is going to be NU's slut on New Years Day as NU has won 4 out of 5 and defeated 2 top 20 opponents in that stretch while all Auburn has done is almost beat a good team. Heck, this Blasain is going to take NU straight up and bet the money line (which will hopefully lead everyone to many money shots).
Konica Minolta Gator Bowl:
Florida State vs.West Virginia -2.5: Come on now. Bowden is so old, when he grew up people were still allowed to be polygamists. It might be his last game, but his players tuned him about a long time ago, about the same time I tuned out Elin.
Capital One Bowl:
LSU +3 vs. Penn State: You know what's in my wallet? A pack of condoms and an extradose of Valtrex because I love snatch even if there is a catch (and that catch being herpes). LSU is too fast for Penn State. Might as well call the Nittany Lions Elin, because they are boring and hate sucking dick.
Rose Bowl Game Presented by Citi:
Ohio State vs. Oregon -3.5: The Rose Bowl is the granddaddy of them all and thanks to condoms, I won't be the granddaddy of any of them.
International Bowl:
Northern Illinois vs. South Florida -7: I banged alot of girls in South Florida. Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, and Theresa Rogers. Heck here is a calendar of all of them. So I love me some South Florida. This Blasian lives it up Dirty in the dirty FL.
PapaJohns.com Bowl:
Connecticut vs. South Carolina -4.5: The ole ball coach loves him some Gamecocks and my "ball coaches" love them some Tiger cock.
AT&T Cotton Bowl:
Mississippi vs. Oklahoma State +3: Ole Miss is what I call Elin.
AutoZone Liberty Bowl:
Arkansas -7.5 vs. East Carolina: East Carolina is the Pirates. Might as well call them the Butt Pirates because Arkansas is going to lay razor to their backs like I did to Jamie Jungers.
Valero Alamo Bowl:
Michigan State vs. Texas Tech -8.5: You know what is a Spartan existence? Having your wife not let you bone her for 4 months. Yeah she was pregnant, but Tiger needs to get his. Fuck the Spartans for trying to keep this Blasian down.
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl:
Boise State +7 vs. TCU: I went Stanford and I hade no idea Boise was a state. Damn, I need to add that to my list. I don't think I've ever banged a chick from Boise. Do they have valtrex there?
FedEx Orange Bowl:
Iowa vs. Georgia Tech -4: Blasian please. The Yellow Jackets are going to run all over the Hawkeyes like I almost ran over a fire hydrant. And I'd rather be known as a scumbag than to have gone to Iowa.
GMAC Bowl:
Troy +3.5 vs. Central Michigan: Who the fuck scheduled this game for January 6th? I can think of at least 11 things I'd rather be doing (well 33 if you count all three holes).
Citi BCS National Championship Game:
Texas +4 vs. Alabama: Yee fucking haw. We finally get to the Championship game. I may have bad taste in whores, but I know how to win titles and Texas has the experience and the skill to beat Alabama. Either way, the game is likely to be tighter than my pre-nup, so take the points and get ready to get your drink on.
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