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DJ'S FREE WEEKLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
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DJ's Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 40 | Losses: 42 | Ties: 0
NCAA Picks Winning Percentage: 49%
Record updated Mondays
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NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL GAME FREE PICKS:
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DJ's free football pick this college football betting season have won 49% of the time. Check out his free college football bowl game picks below:
Twas four days before Christmas when all through the house bowl
game anticipation was stirring like a coked up grouse
(it’s a bird look it up if you don’t believe me).
The beer was stacked in the fridge with care
expectant that fat asses soon would be there.
The players were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of bling-bling danced in their heads.
The drunk girl from the bar and I half-baked
Had just settled down for a nice fornicate.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I sprang up, grabbed my gat, and went to see what was matter
Away to the window I flew like Lendale White
Tore open the shutters and looked out into the night
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Gave the luster 20 Karat diamond earrings to objects below,
When, what to my drunk-ass eyes did appear
But Jeff Tedford and his team of angry young bears
With a coach on your lawn so smart and well loved
I knew in a moment I was really fucked up
More rapid than cash is slipped in a pocket, his players they came
And he whistled and cursed and called then by name
Now Rodgers, now Arrington, now Macarthur, and Lynch
You’d beat UT’s ass, it’s such a cinch.
To the top of rankings to the top of polls
Mack Brown, that little bitch, cried into the best of the bowls
And then I knew I’d been drinking because I heard down the alley
The prancing and taunting of the U of Miami
As I rubbed my head and swore off the juice
Down the chimney with a flurry came an angry Bob Stoops
He was dressed as a Sooner all dolled up in red
Screaming about tearing off Reggie Bush’s poor head
A bundle of defenses he had drawn up on his part
To cut off the manhood off of young Matt Leinhart
His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples so merry
Until Pete Carroll walked in and called him a fairy
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
And he howled at PC you blow goats, this I know
Those two were fighting and place was a mess
Then in came coach Bowden to quiet pests
He had a broad face, and big-ass round belly
That shook when he coached like a bowl full of jelly
He was chubby and plump a right jolly guy
He laughed about strangling Chris Rix with a tie
As we were laughing poor coach Mark Richt mopped in
Crying that his Dawgs always choke in the end
Now I spoke not a word, I went to straight to work
Grabbed a beer from the fridge and cig from dirt
The coaches they fought and griped about games
I sat and just listened amused all the same
Then all of a sudden I heard a Ref’s whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard them exclaim ere they drove out of sight
None of us will cover any game you thought right
Free College Football Picks:
G. Tech –5 vs. Syracuse
Memphis +4 vs Bowling Green
UCLA –12 vs Wyoming
Hawaii –3 vs UAB
UVA –5 ½ vs. FSU
Georgia –7 vs. Wisconsin
Texas A&M –3 vs. Tennessee
Texas –6 vs Michigan
Pitt. +16 vs. Utah
Auburn –6 ½ vs V. Tech
OU +3 vs. USC
OSU –3 ½ vs. Notre Dame
Oklahoma State –2 ½ vs Ohio State
Troy State + 1 ½ vs. N. Illinois
Cal –11 ½ vs Texas Tech
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