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DJ'S FREE WEEKLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
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DJ's Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 21| Losses: 13| Ties: 0
NCAA Picks Winning Percentage: 62%
Record updated by Tuesday
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NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL FREE PICKS:
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WEEK 5 NCAA FOOTBALL PICKS
 I would like to dedicate this column to my Aroma Cool Fry deep fryer which passed on this last weekend. I pray it knows I judged it not on the number of wings it made but rather on how many smiles it produced. Rest in peace my friend. Good luck and God speed in your next life.
Navy @ UCONN -2 ½
The fact that I know this game is being played is kinda of embarrassing, the fact that I picked it makes it even more so, and should I lose it… Weeeellll let’s not go there just yet, but suffice to say I may have to commit suicide with a rusty salad scooper.
Northwestern @ Penn State -18
The ole girlfriend ain’t gonna love this pick, but what choice do I have? Northwestern blows to the point of being classified as the sluttiest of all sluts in the kingdom of slut on the anniversary of their slutdom.
G-Tech + 9 @ Virginia Tech
They are both named Tech…and mostly stay out of the news. I can’t think of anything funny or mean to say… Dear God that’s depressing.
Cal -8 1/2 @ Oregon State
OSU still starts UCLA cast off QB Matt Moore. Two things to remember about Moore, he hates winning and absolutely loves throwing picks. I pray he gets an education because he can forget the NFL… I wouldn’t let him start on my flag football team.
Houston @ Miami -15 ½
Seriously if the Canes can’t cover this game they should confiscate all the player’s guns until they learn breaking the rules is for teams with good records, and escaping convictions is a privilege not a right.
Ohio State -7 @ Iowa
Ohio State loves to cover this year, but still hates scoring. Isn’t that quite the dichotomy?
Stanford @ UCLA -23 1/2
Losing to a terrible Husky team proves the Bruins have some pretty piss poor coaches on the offensive side of the ball, and I’m not sure Coach Karl Dorrell couldn’t inspire me to wipe my own ass. You can be tactical, inspirational, or UCLA. However you can’t forget that Stanford got creamed by Navy. There’s a totally a great YMCA/gay/ nautical joke there but I’m way too classy to touch it.
Washington @ Arizona -4
Stoops still can’t win in the conference he derided, which just keeps cracking me up. However the Huskies, coached by Lando Calrissian, are so bad even the kittens should be able to handle this one.
Oregon pick ‘em @ ASU
Lot of Pac-10 fun this week. Somewhere deep in the Midwest spurned former ASU QB Sam Keller is banging a corn fed Nebraska coed laughing his ass off.
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