You may ask why there was no top 25 this year, or you may not, it’s really up to you. For those interested it’s because I’m fat, lazy, and overworked. However, before you cry into your pillow and curse the day you were born - there will be a top 25, who knows maybe even next week. Of course this assumes I don’t get distracted by a particularly interesting show on the cooking channel, get the somewhat unlikely urge to go pick wild flowers (though it is wild flower season), or maybe even get caught up in the madness that is the WNBA, who says set shots are for pussies.
Let’s do this thing so I can take a nap
Utah +7 @ Oregon State
Mormons love having multiple beavers to play with. Yes the easy comments are just as much fun as the clever ones. I never met a polygamy joke I didn’t like, come to think of it I don’t think I’ve met a polygamist I didn’t like. Yeah Mormons!
Washington -3 @ Syracuse
The Huskies are about 3 points better than bad, Syracuse is in fact bad. I love math.
East Carolina @ V-Tech -26
I’ll try not to be crass. You hear about this being a special game for the school after the on campus killings. In all likelihood ESPN will devote 8-10 hours of uninterrupted tear jerking coverage. I hate to be a dick but I fail to see how beating the crap out of a bad team brings people together after a crisis, maybe it’s just me. That aside they are going _____ (insert word more politically correct word for kill here) ECU.
UCLA -17 @ Stanford
Ucla won’t tank until later in the season. Ugly women and a god awful football team, is the education really worth it? I feel for the players, guys just close your eyes click your heels together 3 times and say there’s no place like Vanderbilt, there’s no place like Vanderbilt
G-tech +2 ½ @ Notre Dame
The Irish are rebuilding and frankly they weren’t all that good last year. G-tech got rid of the only QB who could make Calvin Johnson look bad (Michael Vick excepted as he doesn’t play anymore).
Oklahoma State + 6 ½ @ Georgia
Usually it takes the Dawgs 6 or 7 games to depress their fan base. This year why wait.
Tennessee @ California -6
The Vols just ain’t what they used to be, they’ll probably get smacked around the same way they did to Cal last year. Fulmer just donated a million dollars to the university. Can you say refund?
SJSU @ Arizona State -14 ½
Stanford beat these chumps. ASU welcomes Dennis Erickson back, he’s gonna make USC look like saints when it comes to recruiting. God bless pay for play.
Idaho @ USC -45
The only thing that could have made this game interesting is to force SC to play at Idaho, and film the whole thing. It’s kind of like the Simple Life; instead of two brainless tramps you have 85 meatheads in potato land USA.
FSU -3 @ Clemson
Bobby Bowden finally fired his son and offensive coordinator, known around the conference (and family dinner table) affectionately as ‘Ol Shit for Brains. So yes there is once again hope in Nole Land.
