Virginia Tech +2 ½ @ Georgia Tech
I still believe in the best badly burned coach in the business.
Oregon State @ USC -15
If things keep unraveling for the Trojies, the offense could be looking at pay cuts and loss of benefits. You do realize they have Booty and Sanchez on one team, if that’s not funny I don’t know what is…
UCLA @ Arizona +2 ½
The two worst coaches in the Pac-10, and possibly the entire country square off in the desert. Takes me back to the days of the infamous bum fights (the bums might have been more talented and interesting though).
Clemson -16 @ Duke
The illiterate versus the literate. In football never bet on the kids that can read (in the 90’s this was known as the Miami rule).
LSU -7 @ Alabama
I assume at some point LSU is going to show they belong in the top 5. Les Miles is proving to be the Britney Spears of college football. Unbelievable assets (yes I mean her tits) but chooses to piss them away. Why? Because deep (not really that deep) down they are both friggin idiots.
Arizona State @ Oregon -7
I love that Oregon QB Dennis Dixon is taking billiards this semester. I’m even happier to hear it’s his only class. Finally someone is calling attention to the overlooked field of table games. Can a spot in the Olympics and a Nobel prize be behind? I mean we give the damn thing for physics, I bet more people shoot pool than do physics.
Michigan -7 @ Michigan State
Believe it or not there was a time when people outside of Michigan cared about the result of this barn burner. And if you believe that maybe we should meet up sometime and go for a ride on my unicorn.
Washington -3 @ Stanford
My theory here is based on bulimia. I think UW gave up as many points as they could last week. I don’t think they can give anymore up without hacking up a lung or something.
Texas -3 @ Oklahoma State
Neither of these teams is any good, so bet it on it but don’t watch it. Instead take you kids to the park or just beat them mercilessly, you know, just do whatever feels right.
Washington State @ California -14 ½
A cougar versus a bear? Well that’s easy. Sometimes betting is such a cakewalk.
Fla. International @ Arkansas State -17 ½
Arky State at home? Cash in the bank. If you know more than I do about this game. You should eat a bullet for dinner because seriously you have no life.
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