DJ'S FREE WEEKLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS

Texas Christian @ BYU -7

My bumper sticker reads “I ♥ Holy Wars.”

Wake +9 @ Clemson

Clemson hates winning.

Kentucky -3 ½ @ Vandy

I absolutely cannot stand a team that can read and play football.

Auburn @ Georgia -2

I feel like I should care about this game, but I don’t. So best of luck to both teams…and hopefully Georgia wins and covers.

Illinois @ Ohio State -15

Are you allowed to have a conference with only one Division I team?

FSU @ Virginia Tech -6

I’m starting to think Bobby Bowden doesn’t even watch the games anymore, frankly I don’t blame him.

Arizona State -7 @ UCLA

Time for another nail in the old Dorell coffin, his best hope is that Saturday is opposite day, that’s pretty grim.

Virginia + 3 ½ @ Miami

The Canes are a clean program and very bad at the game of football. Perhaps opposite day isn’t quite so far off…

Florida 6 ½ @ South Carolina

Forgive me for picking against you Steve. I’ll go straight to church Sunday and say 10 Hail Spurriers as penance.

Kansas -6 @ Oklahoma State

I may need another bumper sticker, “I ♥ Fat Ass’s Offense (No not Charlie Weiss)”

USC -4 @ Cal

Cal winning this game is about as likely as me getting miracled 4 front row tickets to the Phish Christmas Ice Spectacular. My god I hate the god-damn hippies so.

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