Not gonna touch the Michigan game until I do my top 25 I have to swirl it around in my mouth like a fine glass of wine.
Cal smacked Tennessee shocking. Hey Les Miles oops. Those wacky pac-10 kids and they’re offense. Throwing the ball well is about as likely to catch on the horseless carriage.
USC game wins for game most likely to make baseball interesting. Actually it might even make nascar interesting (I’ll capitalize nascar when the fans become literate enough to read the column).
Georgia ain’t half bad. Yes Dawg fans get your hopes up, nah I’m just kidding.
FSU is back! No they’re not but we all really hoped they would be. It’s getting sad. I can’t even look Bobby in the eye any more. He’s turned into the ugly chick the next day, “Of course you’re pretty, no I wasn’t that drunk, you’re…nice.” Time to cash out Bobby.
As for the rest of the top 25, seriously play somebody for god’s sakes.
West Virginia -24 @ Marshall
If the reformed cons without an offense can beat Marshall, imagine what the Mountaineers will do even without a rap sheet.
Bama – 3 ½ @ Vanderbilt
Nick Saban’s snarl is worth four points. That should be enough.
UL Monore @ Clemson -24
Always pick against the un-accredited school. Okay this is a bad example. Take the Tigers.
Oregon +7 ½ @ Michigan
I can’t resist. Until you beat a Div. I or II (or even III) school it’s real hard to throw cash at this team. Throw it at strippers you’ll get the same thing back at the end of the night, that’s right nada (except of course for the guy who dropped $800 for a hummer).
Boise St. -3 @ Washington
A thrashing of the Cuse buys you about as much credibility as Michael Jackson ‘s free babysitting service, “we sit on them or you don’t pay.”
South Carolina @ Georgia -3 ½
Spurrier may eat his visor…again. Can you believe an SEC school turned down a kid just because he’s academically incapable of completing the fourth grade? I see this as a sign; the rapture can’t be far off.
ND @ Penn State -17 ½
Weiss would kill for another Catholic priest scandal. It might be the only thing that gets his rather rotund ass off the hot seat.
BYU +8 @ UCLA
The Mormons are coming, the Mormons coming, nobody really cares of course (except other Mormons I suppose) but it has a great ring to it.
S. Miss @ Tenn. -10 ½
How pissed would you be if a bunch of hippies beat you up, stole your gun rack, and pissed on your dog? Exactly.
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