UCLA -13 ½ @ Utah
Bruins love to cover against bad teams, and love to flop against the good ones. That sort of consistency is about as unchangeable as the expression on Karl Dorell’s face. He may be a saint but he’s on my list of 5 people to never have dinner with. If you’re boring when talking about the sport you love. I imagine the rest of the conversation is like getting your toes chewed off by an irate meerkat.
Tennessee + 8 @ Florida
Tennessee needs a win over a quality opponent or Fulmer’s million dollar donation to the school will have bought him the right to resign rather than be being tarred, feathered, and possibly sodomized out of town. (don’t blame me I saw Deliverance again recently, so now I fear sodomy and banjos even more than terrorists).
Ohio State -4 @ Washington
Jim Tressel must be furious. How dare one of his cupcake non-conference teams have the gall not to suck. I have a feeling he will be writing a number of polite but angry letters to his AD. I still think the buckeyes get up for this game. Looking at the big-10(I refuse to capitalize the “B” until they’ve earned it) this year this could be the best opponent they see. The big-10 has become the girl who looks hot from far away but up close you realize God beat the shit out of her with the ugly stick then kicked her when she was down.
Arkansas @ Alabama -3
I wonder if McFadden ever ponders how with 85 scholarships they only got one good player. Fake an injury Darren it ain’t worth it.
Louisville -6 ½ @ Kentucky
If I can’t take their basketball team seriously anymore how the hell am I supposed to even consider it’s bastard son, the football team. Louisville wins the battle of “the state no one cares about.”
Boston College @ Georgia Tech -7
Okay I’m going to believe G-tech is for real. This inevitably will cost me money.
USC -10 @ Nebraska
I think the Trojies actually show up to play. If not I believe they should all have their paycheck docked. It’s the only way they’ll ever learn.
