V-tech -13 ½ @ Duke
It ain’t basketball season quite yet.
Kent State @ Ohio State -30
Come to Kent Sate, no massacres since 1970. Does anybody know this school for anything else? Must make recruiting an absolute bitch.
Georgia Tech @ Miami -2 ½
The world seems weird if Miami isn’t winning or at least getting into copious amounts of legal trouble. Makes me miss the 80’s, and no longer just because of Lionel Richie.
Illinois -3 ½ @ Iowa
The Illini could be the best or at worst second best team in the big-10 (I still refuse to capitalize the “B”) of course that is akin to being the only one in a class of the mentally retarded who can wipe their own ass.
Oklahoma State @ Nebraska -4
To quote OSU coach Gundy, “Come after me. I'm a man. I'm 40. I'm not a kid.” How dare the mean, nasty media come after a spoiled college athlete who has someone do his homework, bangs coeds (sometimes consensually) and probably drives a hummer. Have we lost our soul?
Arizona @ USC -21
Troy may be falling, but seriously this is UA. I loved that the USC didn’t shake hands with the Stanford team. That’s just stupid. If you don’t make the NFL those guys are going to be your bosses. Booty and Turner are going to be kicking themselves when they have to mop the floor twice.
Washington State +18 @ Oregon
A battle between Cougars and Ducks. This should be as equally uninteresting as it was on Animal Planet.
Boston College -13 ½ @ Notre Dame
Don’t be fooled. ND is that bad, it’s just UCLA is even worse. Do you realize there are people who watch UCLA’s offense voluntarily every weekend. We should raise money or provide an alternative, think Farm Aid but for Bruins.
Georgia -7 @ Vanderbilt
No better way to get some positive feeling than to go beat up the nerd on the block. Some things always taste sweet.
Oregon State @ California -14
Oregon State should do the right thing, stay home and hide under their beds. They can’t beat you if they can’t find you.
Auburn +3 @ Arkansas
If I were McFadden I would just turn pro now, rather than stick around and end your college career playing in the Phillip’s Chunky Yogurt Bowl.
Colorado +6 @ Kansas State
Apparently K-State is investigating possible rules violations (i.e. cash exchanged hands)… What?!? Are you telling me you need to offer more than the average to get people to come and stay in fabulous Manhattan, Kansas (or as I call it, the Lil Apple)?
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