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FREE WEEKLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
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Wagercom College Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 57 | Losses: 48 | Ties: 5
NCAA Picks Winning Percentage: 54%
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WEEK 11 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
Last week Oscar the Grouch got his gamble on and led our readers to more free money. Wagercom.com's celebrity guest writers are at 53% for the season which is better than flipping a coin (unless it is a two headed coin or unless the coin is from the ancient land of Titonia and has a picture of a naked lady on one side, then why would one ever want to flip it?). Not only is Wagercom winning you games more than half the time, but our guest writers are bringing rare insight into the celebrity mind.
This week, we are doing something a little different. We wanted to try to get a guest writer who is front page of all newspapers and who is not just known in the US but is somewhat of a global icon. And most importantly, we wanted to be the first place for this guest writer to tell their story. Luckily, the wagercom.com influence reaches far and wide like Peter North's girthful appendage and thus we were able to track down the biggest current global story. So here to pick college football games and tell the world for the first time ever about its rise to popularity is the swine flu.
The Swine Flu's College Football Picks:
Cough cough. Thanks for having me wagercom.com but my typing may be slow as I just flew (pun intended) in and boy are my hemagglutinin genes tired. Drum shot please. What there is no drummer? Oh yeah, he is sick with me.
Anyway, I have been getting a bad wrap in the news. People are saying I am causing all kinds of illness and death but if illness and death were so bad, how do you explain people eating at Long John Silver's?
Look, all I want is for people to love me. It is lonely being a flu, it really puts a strain (pun intended again) on ones relationships. Just as I am getting to know someone they either die or their antibodies kill me. Why must we all kill the ones we love? So if I can't win you over by getting into your cells and replicating like a viagra chugging rabbit, then I will try to do it by giving you money winning picks in college football this week. Let this be my olive branch.
Florida State at Wake Forest -5.5:
Florida State's defense is so bad, I don't even want to infect them for fear that they'll give me the flu. This team is more disjointed than a leper.
Northwestern +5 at Illinois:
I am starting to spread to the midwest, and you could say I am putting the ill in Illinois. That would be true if Ron Turner hadn't already done it.
Tennessee +5.5 at Mississippi:
I'd volunteer to put my strain in Lane Kiffin's wife.
Kentucky -3 at Vanderbilt:
Alot of people are wearing masks to try to avoid me, or maybe they are wearing them as a tribute to Michael Jackson, it is unclear. However at Vanderbilt, the fans are wearing masks because their team is so bad.
Stanford at USC -10.5:
I love me some USC. In fact, I have tried to infect enough people so I could travel to USC to get into one of these song girls.
Boston College -4 at Virginia:
BC is lucky that they have a 25 year old quarterback because I am most contagious in people 19-24 years old. BC may have the only player without the flu and just play one on zero.
Auburn at Georgia -4.5:
There were rumors that I was in the Georgia lockerroom at the beginning of the year but I can assure you I was not. Even I try to avoid the South.
Florida at South Carolina +17.5:
I don't know why people hate me so much. I think I need to work on my image. What if I wore a visor like the ol' ball coach? Or maybe I should just hand out tickets to Hannah Montana.
Notre Dame +7 at Pittsburgh:
I like Notre Dame about the same as I like Tamiflu but Dave Wannstedt can never be trusted in big games.
Arizona State at Oregon -18:
LeGarrette Blount is back for the Ducks this week and he can run. But let me ask you this, if Oregon fans can forgive Blount, why can you not forgive me? I'm just a lonely flu who wants to get my reproduction on.
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