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FREE WEEKLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
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Wagercom College Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 66 | Losses: 59 | Ties: 5
NCAA Picks Winning Percentage: 53%
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WEEK 13 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
Elizabeth Lambert went 5 and 5 last week and we should all be happy with that because frankly, who is going to tell her otherwise? Her hotness is only diminished (and by diminished I mean enhanced) by her lack of character and outright meanness. While we here at wagercom would love to date the lovely Miss Lambert, we have other concerns and that is winning you all money on this last week of an almost full slate of college football games. Consider this our final week of picking games until the Bowl season so bet big and bet early.
Assisting us this week will be famed porn star and idol to Jewish kids across the country, Ron Jeremy. While Ron is a busy guy, he contacted us because he wants to be known as more than just a squirrely looking guy with a big schlong who gets to nail hot chicks for money. He wants to be known as a squirrely looking guy with a big schlong who gets to nail hot chicks for money and who can also win his fans money. Plus Ron is starting to think of a life after porn and he wanted to try his hand (which AC assures us is dainty and soft as Faye Reagan, as AC has shaken the hand of the Hedgehog) at writing and sports gambling because really, why the fuck not. I mean the man’s schlong is known worldwide, so who’s going to tell him he can’t try something? So we welcome Mr. Jeremy to wagercom and hope that a man who has perfected the money shot, can give us a shot at some free money.
Ron Jeremy's College Football Picks:
First of all, I want to thank AC, Jiggy, and the Wagercom.com editors for having me. They have supported my craft throughout the years and now it is time to support them and their fans. You know, I’ve been in the business a long time. I’ve done everything from anal to oral, to literally anal to oral (I believe the kids are calling it ATM these days). Heck I’ve done full bush, landing strip, and now the fantastic fully shaved. But I have never given football picks so this is new and refreshing, like when I did Throbin Hood and got to act a bit as opposed to when I did Caught From Behind 19 (I mean once you’ve done five of them, they get a bit redundant). So hopefully I can win you money this week and you’ll use it to rent more of my films next time you’re in a hotel all alone.
Temple -2.5 at Ohio:
As one of the great Jews of this country, I would be remiss not to pick Temple. Plus Temple has been surprisingly killing teams this year after decades of sucking like Sophia Capri sucked me in Goldenbush.
Illinois at Cincinnati -20.5:
Illinois is really bad, not just kind of bad, but really bad. You know how female porn stars talk about how awful it is when one of their lesbo scenes involves a co-star with a stanky punany. Well Illinois is that stanky punany.
Alabama -10 at Auburn:
Alabama can play some football like the great Christie Canyon used to be able to use her canyons. That is not good for Auburn.
Pittsburgh at West Virginia Even:
I love doing movies with girls from West Virginia because I never have to worry about their teeth getting in the way of a hummer.
Syracuse +13.5 at Connecticut:
Syracuse plays just well enough that a team like UConn can totally overlook them. I mean some chicks I have done on film are barely average, but they’re still chicks, and I am pretty sure that while Syracuse is barely average, they are still a football team.
New Mexico +45 at TCU:
I never give 45 points, never. That’s a bigger spread than Houston after the Houston 500.
Florida State +24.5 at Florida:
The Seminoles will not be strictly semen-holes for Tim Tebow this week. Florida State has just enough fight in them, especially with their new QB, to keep this under 20. And trust me, it is always better when they are under 20.
Notre Dame at Stanford -7.5:
Notre Dame is awful this year and this is going to be Charlie Weiss’ last game. Perhaps he’ll celebrate at the World Famous Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theatre in San Francisco after the defeat.
UCLA at USC -12:
This reminds me of my film Big Boob Bukkake because UCLA chicks have great hooters and the Trojans are going to jizz all over them.
Arkansas +3.5 at LSU:
I don’t know what a razorback is but I miss the days before AIDS when I just went bareback all the time. You won’t see me wearing any protection in the days of Angel Buns and Fleshdance.
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