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FREE WEEKLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
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Wagercom College Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 28 | Losses: 22 | Ties: 0
NCAA Picks Winning Percentage: 56%
Record updated weekly
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WEEK 5 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
Last week Triumph the Insult Comic Dog really knocked out a great column for us here at wagercom.com. Unfortunately, his picks were only valuable if he had pooped on them, so our readers got paid in jokes last week and not cold hard cash. Look, we are doing our best to find entertaining guest columnists but we're not always 100% they will pick games well. Sure, we have turned people down who we thought knew nothing about football (Hillary Clinton, Miss Piggy, and Al Davis) but understand even sometimes the greatest handicappers (Jiggy Doughnuts, Cousin Geri) get things wrong. So Triumph went a statistically insignificant 3 and 7 on the week, whoop-de-dam-doo. Wagercom.com's guest writers are still 23-17 for the year which means we're still providing you with free cash and entertainment.
This week we had an odd request. Alex Trebek from the show Jeopardy! literally wrote us every day asking if he could pick games for us. We found this weird since he's: A. Canadian. B. Not a sports fan. C. Gay. However, he was adamant that he is a huge college football fan, even reciting the names of LSU's starting offensive line in French (ok, Trebek may have just been drunk mumbling, but whatever). Anyway, we told Trebek he could pick games for us only if he (or his writers) wrote his picks in the form of an answer and then gave the question to go with it (Our hopes were for this to be rather Carnac-ian).
Editors note: We're not sure all of his answers and questions give the logic behind his picks, but we can 100% assure you (give or take 100%) that he made the picks.
Alex Trebek's College Football Picks:
Pittsburgh at Louisville -6.5:
A: This word is used to describe Dave Wanndstedt's coaching.
Q: What is "shitty?"
Note: We also would have accepted "abortion," "fuckawful," and "Carmody-esque"
Florida State -4 at Boston College:
A: This term sometimes refers to what Florida State is going to do to Boston College this weekend.
Q: What is "Assrape?"
Virginia Tech -17 at Duke:
A: This school has the most closeted homosexuals in the United States.
Q: What is "Duke?"
Northwestern +7.5 at Purdue:
A: If you're a farmer who can count to 10, you go to this school, while if you want to hire that farmer who can count to ten, you go to this school.
Q: What are "Purdue and Northwestern?"
Alabama -16 at Kentucky:
A: Spelling is optional in these states
Q: What are "Kentucky and Alabama?"
Temple at Eastern Michigan -7:
A: If you hated your children, you would send them to this private university.
Q: "What is Temple?"
Penn State -7 at Illinois:
A: Though a homonym of a bubbly drink, this is more frequently known as the armpit of Illinois.
Q: What is "Champaign?"
LSU +4 at Georgia:
A: These two schools have the combined literacy rate of Dexter Manley.
Q: What are "LSU and Georgia"
Washington +12.5 at Notre Dame:
A: This school's football team has disappointed more people over the last 15 years than Robin Williams' movie career.
Q: What is "Notre Dame?"
UNLV +4.5 at Nevada:
A: This is the place where washed up porn stars go to die.
Q: What is "The Bunny Ranch?"
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