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FREE WEEKLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
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Wagercom College Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 36 | Losses: 31 | Ties: 3
NCAA Picks Winning Percentage: 54%
Record updated weekly
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WEEK 7 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
Rodney Dangerfield spoke to us from the dead last week to go 5 and 5 which means this week we need to win some money. Luckily, we have one of the biggest proponents of capitalism this world has ever seen to make picks for us. That's right, Rush Limbaugh agreed to make the college football picks as a way to show his love of football in a week where he was denied the opportunity to buy an NFL team. Rush just wants to talk to sports fans (especially white ones apparently, and voters, so not sure why he wanted to write for us, but whatever) in an intimate setting and seeing as how he can't fit all sports fans in his bath tub, he came to wagercom.com.
Rush Limbaugh's College Football Picks:
First of all, I want to thank wagercom.com for the opportunity to reach sports fans by writing this column. I will show how much I know about football and how much I love the game and perhaps the socialist nazis who run the NFL will allow me to buy a team. I mean what did I do? I implied that blacks can't play quarterback? Well if they could, why haven't any of them won the Super Bowl*? Have any of you watched JaMarcus Russell? Al Davis should be asking for his quarters back for the way that guy plays. But hey, this is what happens when the socialists take over our great country.
*Editor's note: We apologize for Rush and his incorrect statement about a black quarterback never winning the Super Bowl. When Doug Williams led the Redskins to the title, Rush was in an oxycodone induced coma while lying on a Thailand beach being fellated by underaged boys (weirdly enough, DJ was doing the same thing last year which is one reason we had to let him go), so it is understandable that he got that fact wrong. We also apologize for his commentary. We are only printing it because he assures us the picks will win money and we are happy to sell ourselves out for the promise of cash. To be clear, we in no way support his views, lifestyle, or hatred of mankind.
Louisville +13 at Connecticut:
You know who lives in Connecticut? Northeastern whiny little liberals. You know who lives in Louisville? Good Americans who hate anyone who doesn't look like them. Advantage: Louisville.
Oklahoma at Texas -3:
Texans understand the first amendment and the right to carry guns, hence they are led by all american Colt "45" McCoy (note: a white quarterback). Oklahoma would be communists if they could read.
Iowa at Wisconsin -1.5:
Both of these states are very white real Americans. They should both win, but Iowa is more overrated than Barack Hussein Obama. Nobel Peace Prize? Really? When did the Norwegians accept affirmative action? George W. Bush should have received the Peace Prize for creating a peaceful Iraq.
Ohio State -13.5 at Purdue:
With Obama as president, the rules are now easier for Terrelle Pryor. Plus Purdue sucks.
NC State at Boston College -2.5:
Boston College has a 27 year old freshman quarterback. That is as American as it gets. The land of opportunity and second chances, even for prescription drug abusers.
Minnesota +17.5 at Penn State:
I love Joe Paterno, I really do. He's been around so long he probably owned slaves and he realizes that slavery worked for building this great country. I am not saying bring slavery back, I'm just saying that without it, the country wouldn't have prospered as it did. The point being, Paterno is living off of his slave profits and isn't as interested in coaching football anymore.
USC -10 at Notre Dame:
Since the NFL resembles a game between the Bloods and the Crips, and since USC is in the heart of gangland, they clearly have the advantage over the great school boys at Notre Dame.
Virginia at Maryland +4:
Virginia sounds too close to vagina and that kind of language is destroying American society.
Miami -14 at Central Florida:
Central Florida is so bad, even a black quarterback can beat them by two touchdowns.
South Carolina +17.5 at Alabama:
South Carolina is proud to display the Confederate flag at their state house and that is good enough for me. Plus the old ball coach loves games like this.
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