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FREE WEEKLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
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Wagercom College Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 39 | Losses: 37 | Ties: 4
NCAA Picks Winning Percentage: 51%
Record updated weekly
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NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL FREE PICKS:
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WEEK 8 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
I guess we now know that Rush Limbaugh is not only an ass, he sucks at picking college football games. We at wagercom.com want to apologize to our readers for subjecting them to such drivel. We are more than happy to sell ourselves out for a little bit of cash, but we foolishly believed Rush knew something about football. Of course, had we used our brains and realized he has never known anything about anything, we would have seen the error of our ways. Again, our deepest apologies it was a worse mistake than whoever cast Ellen Degeneres as a romantic leading lady.
Anyway, this week we are guaranteeing a money winning week. The problem with betting on sports is people overthink it, they worry about the wind, what the players ate for lunch, what coaching schemes might be employed, and where the road team slept the night before (and with whom they slept). Overthinking never works, just ask Bernie Madoff or Rube Goldberg. Look, we'll get right to the point. Who wins your office/school/prison/brothel Final Four pool? It is always some fat old chick who picked schools based on the color of their uniforms or based on which team she thought might have the biggest schlongs. The less the person knows, the better.
To prove this theory Wagercom.com thought of whom they could find who would know absolutely nothing about college football. When Lee Corso was not available, we knew that only one person could prove this theory so Jiggy and AC broke out their Ouija Board and performed a seance to conjure up the spirit of Helen Keller, afterall, who can know less about college football than a dead blind deaf lesbian?
Luckily we were successful in reawakening Ms. Keller and below are her actual picks with her actual untranslated commentary.
Helen Keller's College Football Picks:
Georgia Tech -5.5 at Virginia:
Ralahasdinweosma
Connecticut at West Virginia -7:
Alabawbababasksksks
Tennessee +14.5 at Alabama:
bwalalashkasajsoi
Maryland +4 at Duke:
Duke sucks.
Clemson at Miami -5:
Ahahalsarefals
Boston College +7.5 at Note Dame:
Bwahahadsjoiedo. Charlie Weiss sucks.
Vanderbilt at South Carolina -11.5:
Haslasoaijedm'ewd
Indiana at Northwestern -5:
Hgahdoimasakjkasjk
Air Force at Utah -9.5:
Gwagehaoajajaj
TCU at BYU +2.5:
Blahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahha
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