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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 15 | Losses: 12| Ties: 1
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 56%
Record updated Mondays
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For those of you new to this football betting picks column, our expert NFL football handicapper Jiggy is coming off a money making 2003-20004 NFL season.posting a winning record on both his NFL football picks and NFL Lock of the Week against the spread. Each week during the NFL season Jiggy will share his free winning NFL football picks as well as his entertaining take on the current happenings of the NFL. Jiggy has gone a strong 7 and 1 in the past two weeks with his NFL picks. Here are the free nfl football picks and lock of the week for week 7:
NFL Forecast & Week 7 Free Football Picks
I was going to craft a serious of racy, yet tasteful, sonnets about the NFL. Think lots of action verbs; passing, running, raping, spinning, smashing… all of them hitting home during the final couplet – leaving much room for descriptive adjectives. But like many of the great writers of our time, I am volatile and cranky. I decided that after going 4-0 (6-0 if you count the Monday Night picks that I sent to a begging – yet funny – fan) I decided that I don’t need to entertain you. I am not your monkey, I am not your clown and I sure as hell ain’t your slave.
That being said, a few haikus did emerge – perhaps it was the absinthe, or the cocaine, lovingly snorted off of the prone strippers breasts or maybe it was the food – sushi (from Marina Sushi – seriously, the Kit’s Roll will cure anything that ails you) and wings from St. Louis or maybe it was the muse deep within me. But please, enjoy them…
Duante is so black
His bombs fall everywhere
Sorry Aaron Brooks
Expansion franchise
Anally penetrating
Jeff Fisher you suck
Alas Walsh is Gone
Jerry, Joe, Ronnie and Steve
But the Jets, come on
Chiefs once so vaunted
Pounced upon by the Jaguars
Silly little queers
Collins at the helm
Silver and Black moved to tears
Kerry get a job
Dueling Writers show
Their true colors on Sunday
Brandon is a fag
On to the free nfl picks…
Jeff Fisher @ Minny – Minnesota Vikings – 6.5
It is hard to tell how I feel about Jeff Fisher. And it is also hard to tell how I feel about the Vikes. I assume the spread is small because Randy may not play. I don’t care if they roll out Jurmain (the kid who played wideout on my high school team – Saracens don’t take no Uh jive, Saracens, Hey, we are alive – that’s right) The Vikes would still win by 10.
Jets @ Pats – New England Patriots -6
The Pats are loaded and the Jets are the most overrated undefeated team since the Japanese entered World War II. Take the Pats and look for Curtis Martin to finally come down to Earth and for Teddy Bruschi (is it me or does he sound like an Italian appetizer) eat the liver out of Chad Pennington.
Bills @ Ravens – Buffalo Bills +5.5
One could look at the vaunted (and I mean that in the funniest way possible) offense of the Ravens and say to oneself, they are really only Jamal Lewis. Well, one might also notice that Jamal is dealing with a suspension right now due to his unfortunate run in with the US Penal system (I love saying penal). So now we have a really crappy Ravens offense, a Ravens defense that hasn’t been spectacular and a Bills offense high off of McGahee. I like the Bills to not lose by more than three.
NFL Lock of the Week
NO @ Oaky - New Orleans Saints +3
I know what you are saying. How could a team roll into the Black Bottom, to Shell’s Hell, to the Mausoleum and beat the Raiders? And that would be a great question if Kerry Collins had stayed on the Giants or if Rich Gannon hadn’t gotten his neck cracked by Derrick Brooks (while he was mic’ed up – what a gruesome scene that was). But now we have the Raiders being shepherded by the incomparable awful Kerry Collins and we have an Ain’ts team that almost hung with the Minny offense. Take the Saints and enjoy.
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