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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's 2006 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 14 | Losses: 24 | Ties 2:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 37%
Record updated by Tuesday
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For those of you new to this football betting picks column, our expert NFL football handicapper Jiggy is coming off a money making 2003-2004, 2004-2005, and 2005-2006 NFL season.posting a winning record on both his NFL football picks and NFL Lock of the Week against the spread. Each week during the NFL season Jiggy will share his free winning NFL football picks as well as his entertaining take on the current happenings of the NFL.
NFL Week 10 Free Picks & Column
Week Ten - El Muerto de Jiggy
Baptism - Ecclesiastical. a ceremonial immersion in water, or application of water, as an initiatory rite or sacrament of the Christian church.
Pilgrimage - A long journey or search, especially one of exalted purpose or moral significance.
Last week was a week of rebirth for Jiggy. Wednesday last, as rivulets of rain spattered (not unlike those money shots in some of our favorite movies) the windows at Wagercom’s intergalactic headquarters I felt my tired, dirty and hollowed soul preparing for death. That soul, with its marks, scars and sins was ready to move on. Yet, with its imperfections (not least of which, picking the Bears last week) the Kingdom of Heaven would not be welcoming. The rain, coupled with the images on the Wagercom screens.
 One must understand that when one is in the business of sports handicapping, one must watch every single televised sporting event. This necessarily results in a wall (yes, wall) of televisions in our offices. The interesting thing is that sports in the Western world (that we care about) tend to end by 10 pm PST. That means that we have many TVs and little to watch when it is time to place wagers and write columns. So the TVs are usurped and a smorgasbord of pornography echoes through the halls of our sleeping building. The only non-porn show on is Friday Night Lights. As my mind continued to drift yon and thither images crept through my faltering brain. The heaven that Jiggy’s soul would enter was one filled with the dueling triplets, Lyla Garrity, Tyra Collette and Julie Taylor. These nereids would surround me and satiate every one of my desires from cheeseburgers, to stink finger bingo.
 The amalgamation of the symbols (rain, ejaculate and crystal) roused in me the same fervor as those self same children in Portugal when they saw the Virgin Mary in that holy oak tree. The ejaculate from Flower (famous in Storm Squirters as well as Swallow my Squirt #4) mimicked exquisitely the rain that fell on our hovel (this is ironic because the Wagercom Intergalactic Headquarters is actually a glass and steel highrise). I felt that something magical, something religious was happening. The Jiggy that had gone 11-19 to begin the season was going to be killed off, sloughed off during the rain, during the squirt showers and during the marathon.
 Parenthetical: The long running debate on whether Cytherea or Flower is a better squirter should probably be discussed here. There is the early work of Cytherea in Squirting 101, Squirt Box 2 and Cytherea and the Cream Queens. This work is admirable, yet I would argue derivative. Flower tends to bring it everytime and, I might say, dominate the genre. This shall all be further analyzed with in-depth exegesis in Jiggy’s upcoming fourth publication, from Simon and Schuster, “On Squirting – Trajectories, Implications and the Modern American Zoetrope.”
It was clear, first I was to let the rain/ejaculate purify me, thus preparing me for death. That death would undoubtedly occur between miles 20 and 25 of the NYC Marathon. And then in beautiful, innocent rebirth, Jiggy would reclaim his perch atop the prognosticators of our great game, the NF of L.
 I do want to send a special thank you to the beautiful women at mile 21 holding the “Go Jiggy” sign. It helped immensely – it didn’t stem the pain, but it helped me shed the last bit of my Jigginess before the death.
So in a Wagnerian scene of sweat, tears, lactic acid and death, Jiggy (the purified sole there of) died. And after the finish line a medal was placed around the neck of the new born Jiggy. And that is the Jiggy that will now pick games…
Results from last week –
Let it be noted that I was in my infancy when these games were underway and managed to miss all of them. The Marathon can do that to a brother. But nonetheless, these are my thoughts.
Poor tuna. How can you blow a game like that? The Cowboys have much work to do.
Chicago – are you kidding me? This reminds me of the USC Trojans, they squaked by some teams they should have beaten badly and then it all came apart against a team that should not have even been a speed bump. Did someone say Joey Harrington?
Huzzah to the Niners. Nice win at home.
Chargers are dominant, but would it kill them to cover?
....and since we could not fit a picture of Flower above here is one...
On to the free NFL picks…
Hermie (KC) at Nicky (Mia)– KC +1
The Miami Dolphins cashed in all of their karma points to beat the Bears. We all agree that the Miami Defense has been unfairly maligned and is actually workable. The fire behind this bet is that we have a team that has tasted victory and now assumes that they deserve it. The Fish will spend the whole week fellating one another and slapping each other on the rump when they should be prepared for the angry Chefs. Depsite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian beliefs (at least I did before my renaissance) and my visceral hatred for Herm Edwards, I don’t think the Fish have the guns to keep on firing. Take the Chiefs and get that point.
Phil (SD) at Carson (Cin) – El Diego -1
Sure, the Bolts are lacking some critical talent on defense, but they still have the most exciting (and best) running back in the NFL, they still have a great TE and the defense is still stellar. The Bengals have been struggling. Will they get it together, yes. Will it be this week? Hard to say and certainly unlikely against such a formidable opponent. I love taking the Chargers when the spread is small and Martyball can’t hurt you. Take the Bolts and enjoy the fish tacos.
Big Easy (NO) at Big Ben (Pit) – Pitt -4.5
The Steelers have been dogging it, but they are still the superbowl champs and they still have a great QB and a remarkable defense. Sorry Drew, this time the terrible towels take it.
 Favre (GB) at Brad ‘good time’ Johnson (Minny) – Minny -5
This game would have been awesome if it were played in 1996, not 2006. But hey, everyone deserves another spin – look at Jiggy’s rebirth. I am afraid that the defense that is the Purple People Eaters will munch away at the ridiculous Packers. Take the Vikes and give the points.
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