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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's 2006 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 23 | Losses: 30 | Ties 3:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 43%
Record updated by Tuesday
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For those of you new to this football betting picks column, our expert NFL football handicapper Jiggy is coming off a money making 2003-2004, 2004-2005, and 2005-2006 NFL season.posting a winning record on both his NFL football picks and NFL Lock of the Week against the spread. Each week during the NFL season Jiggy will share his free winning NFL football picks as well as his entertaining take on the current happenings of the NFL.
NFL Week 16 Free Picks & Column
Ahh, the Christmas season. We all have our little traditions.
The Jiggy tradition is wonderful and beautiful. For Jiggy, ideally the holiday season begins before the actual Yule log begins to burn. The holiday season begins on the last day of classes at the local catholic high school. For instance, December 18th at Moreau Catholic School. I take a bottle of eggnog, some pills and a stack of $20 bills. The tradition changes every year, but the basic script goes something like this…
 Jig – ‘Hey there little girl. Do you like egg nog?’
You can imagine the hilarity that ensues thereafter. Often, after I have returned the satisfied little angel back to her parents relatively unscathed (though less joyful about the thought of sitting through midnight mass) I go to Jiggy tradition two. The second tradition has much to do with astroglide and my DVD player. But that is a story for the ages (and not this age).
The tradition that I am about to employ is the one favored by all journalists (and yes, I do consider myself a journalist, though one that spends more time screaming at TV screens and dropping hundreds on strippers than most, but still a journalist). The age old custom of doing a ‘cute’ modern take on the poem, night before Christmas…
So here goes.
 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the League
Not a creature was stirring, not even that douche bag, George Teague (who had the audacity to knock down my main man T.O. when he celebrated in the Dallas Star at midfield);
The spittle was hung on the Helmet of Hall (Deangelo – from the French meaning ‘of Angelo),
And Jiggy’s lined up the cheerleaders, that he intends to ball.
The Bears are all smug with Home Field Advantage,
While the Saints and Cowboys watch to see if the Sea Chickens will mismanage (their tenuous lead in the NFC west – but who isn’t rooting for the Niners – only God hating, child molestors);
And Vick in his 'kerchief, and Dunn with his Gat,
The Falcons are ready for their annual falling flat (work with the meter – this is harder than it looks).
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed in time to see the semen splatter (on Peyton’s face – long story)
The AFC had its contenders aligned with panache;
Indy, New England and Baltimore were ready to be gashed (by the Chargers who are going to win the Super Bowl this year)
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow (any line with the word breast has to be left intact)
Illuminated the top cats as they began to go (down on one another)
When, what to my wondering eyes should reveal,
But a huge pimpin’ ride, with a VIP sipping Cristal.
With a little tart driver, so nubile and twiggy,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Jiggy.
Bumpin with Tupac, Easy and Biggie Smalls
Up rolled the escalade and I heard Jiggy roll call;
"Now, Jenna! now, Cytheria and Teagan!
On, Janine! on Maripossa and on Austyn!
Hike up that skirt! Pull down them drawers.
Don’t spill my drink, remember, you’re all whores. (that isn’t to say that we don’t love them, it is just for the rhyme)
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane do rumble
The escalade began thumpin’ like that space shuttle
So down the avenue the party it went
With Jiggy singing, slammin and gettin Bent.
‘Fore the caravan left, the window opened a smidgeon
Jiggy gave a smile and left this incantation
“Peyton’s a homo who won’t make it to the Bowl. The Saints days are numbered though they love to ball. The Jets are a Joke and the Patriots are out of magic. Look for the Bolts to beat the Cowboys in that day so tragic.”
Ho Ho Ho.
What happened last week?
The Niners did what they had to do. Nice job men! And Alex, if you ever have a first half like that again, I will personally see that you are exiled to Siberia. And congrats to Frank Gore being named the starter for the NFC in the pro bowl. Jiggy predicted this during the preseason. It is nice to see it all coming together.
The Chargers continue to grow in to the The Team To Beat.
Cincy laid a total egg against the ridiculously bad Indy defense. It is nice to see that there is mediocrity and idiocy in the AFC too.
How can the Titans win with no offensive points? Thanks Jags. And thanks David Garrard.
Poor Matt Millen. I wonder what he will be doing next year. I hope he isn’t still ruining the hopes and dreams of the city of Detroit. That would be all too typical.
Oakland may be remembered as one of the worst teams to ever wear cleats. They aren’t just losing, they are embarrassing themselves every week.
On to the free NFL picks…
Tavaris Jackson (Min.) @ Big Bad Brett (GB.) – GB -3
For all the hype that Jiggy gave Tavaris during the preseason, he is still a rookie QB trying to go to Lambeau in December and get a win against a future Hall of Famer (and potentially the most prolific QB to ever play the game). I am all over the Pack and giving the three.
Reggie, Reggie, Reggie (NO) @ NYG (NYG.) – Saints +3
In Reggie we trust. Or more accurately, in Manning we trust. Eli and the G-men are an odd little team. At this time when a win is critical for both teams, look for the experience of Brees and the excitement of the Saints to take care of business. I mean really, are the Eagles better than the Saints? I think not. Take the Saints and the points.
 Formerly Great U Miami RB Edgerrin James (Az) @ All NFC Running Back Frank Gore (from the U) (SF) – SF -4
I am afraid that the Niners are a team of destiny. They are destined to make the Seahawks win one more before they are numerically eliminated from the play offs. Look for the Niners to get it done against the pathetic Cardinals. Take the Niners and give the points.
LT (SD) @ Shaun (Sea.) – Bolts, Bolts, Bolts -4
I can only pound the drum so loudly. The Bolts need to lock up home field advantage. Look for them to do it convincingly against the Sea Chickens. Take the Bolts and give the points.
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