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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's 2006 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 11 | Losses: 15 | Ties 2:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 42%
Record updated by Tuesday
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For those of you new to this football betting picks column, our expert NFL football handicapper Jiggy is coming off a money making 2003-2004, 2004-2005, and 2005-2006 NFL season.posting a winning record on both his NFL football picks and NFL Lock of the Week against the spread. Each week during the NFL season Jiggy will share his free winning NFL football picks as well as his entertaining take on the current happenings of the NFL.
NFL Week 8 Free Picks & Column
Goodness gracious. For those of you who aren’t in the inner circle, or as I like to call, the holy sanctum, or as the police call it, my web of underage hookers, then you haven’t heard. The Jigster had quite a scare.
So I put a large (this is always a question of scale) wager on the Monday Night Game. As you all know, Jiggy is a faithful tuna-backer. I think that he is one of the best coaching minds in the game today and he manages his players’ egos better than any other coach. So I plopped some green on the Cowboys and also plopped a similar bet on the Boys and the Over.
 The injuries began to get serious when I jumped up (almost impaling one of my little helpers) and screamed at Drew Bledsoe to just get rid of the damn ball. It wasn’t enough to watch him check down from receiver one, to receiver two, to receiver three, back to one and then back to three and then back to two.
Newsflash Drew – if they aren’t open after two checks, time to throw the ball to the cute cheerleaders on the sidelines. That’s all; just loft the ball out of bounds. You know, you get four downs. So you don’t have to get a completion on every try.
So I remove the little tartlet from my personal Coit Tower and I try to relax. But then the ESPN crew must show the replay. More Cristal is thrown across the room. Watching that sack again was worse than the first time. You know that fat girl you take home in college when you can’t do any better and you are drunk. When you wake up in morning and gaze into her bovine eyes, it is very uncomfortable. The next night when you do it all again, it is downright sickening. Well that was the feeling I got when I had to see the sack again.
So bovine.
So then it gets worse. This is when it took all I had not to injure the little pixie and her friend. Lord knows the dental work was already going to be costly. Then I had to endure Michael Strahan and his amazingly ridiculous celebration. The little jump shot motion – rap video or not – is totally gay (not that there is anything wrong with that). I fully support many gay causes – it doesn’t end with my unflinching patronage of the HYHYLLA (homeless, yet hot, young, lipstick lesbian association) but that is certainly the group with whom I am most often associated. I enjoy gay people and count some of them as close friends. But if I am defensive player in the NFL (or even more serious – a defensive lineman in  the NFL) a great portion my worth is tied up in my ability to intimidate. If I am pirouetting and mimicking a sport where one gets penalized for touching another person (foul) or for traveling (running without bouncing your little orange balls) then I have completely failed in my job to intimidate and inspire fear.
But it gets worse. This is when the drinking in earnest began and many of the pills disappeared (thanks TO for the excuse) ‘in to my drawer.’ I had to sit and listen the that gap-toothed, jack ass explain what an Idol Lawrence Taylor was for him. Michael, if you idolize LT, you should understand that he never pirouetted. He always acted like a man. An angry, borderline homicidal man. And that was because he was often on something or needed to earn some money so that he could get on something (not necessarily great ‘family values’ but good for football players). If you want to be like LT, first of all, drop the pansy celebration; second of all – when you address the media, don’t smile so damn much. And finally, if sacking Drew Bledsoe were worthy of celebration, the whole effing world should be doing a jig.
When Drew threw the interception to end the first half, I put my head through the television screen. It is a plasma, so the wall stopped me from falling out of my mansion (I suppose that is a positive).
Well, when I awoke and found myself in the hospital. I managed to ask the homely nurse what the final score was in the game. When she told me, I grabbed the IV and tried to strangle myself.
Because I am writing this, you know I was unsuccessful in offing myself. Alas. But in my weakened condition I have had precious little time to write and the little time I have had, I have been rehabilitating myself at Mitchell Brothers.
Wish me well and please keep sending the pictures of your daughters and little sisters in their Halloween finery, it really does help.
Interesting observations from the seventh week.
Wow, Carolina needs to learn to close a game out.
Buffalo should look to trade for a real QB before it is too late. The Losman experience had been great, but time to move on.
T.O. was right about Donavan – if he can’t get his conditioning together, he shouldn’t play football. That was a case of too much hot weather and not enough wind sprints.
I hate Herm Edwards.
Seattle is going to have a tough time without Hasselbeck and Alexander, but at least it rains a lot up there too.
Peyton, we at the pink cabana support you and your team.
On to the free NFL picks…
Leinart (AZ) at Favre (GB)– AZ +3.5
The Cards are going to rebound from their second embarrassing performance.
J-E-T-S (NYJ) at Romeo, Romeo where for art though Romeo? (Cle) – J-E-T-S +2
The Jets have squeaked there way to a winning record and they have done it in a completely uninspiring fashion. But the Browns are REALLY bad. Take the Jets.
Carr (Hou) at Young (Tenny) – Houston +3
Although it could easily be described as both cruel and unusual to have to watch this game, I feel it is my duty to pick it. When you are getting points and playing against Vince Young (not in the NCAA, but the NFL) you MUST take the points.
Ron Mexico (Atl) at Carson (Cincy) – Cincy -3.5
Cincy, it is time to start showing me something. Take the cats.
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