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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's 2008 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 24 | Losses: 22 | Ties 2:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 52%
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2008 FREE NFL PICKS WEEK 12
Fluffers…
I don’t know how many of you have ever been on a porn set. I am not talking the times when you and your girlfriend get out a camcorder and record your overweight, poorly tanned, blissful unions. (And by the way, if you are wondering if having your friend, brad, record your tryst with your girlfriend is gay or not, the answer is yes, it is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay.)
(Another parenthetical here that I think needs explaining (though it is off topic, here is a serious point on terminology and lexicon. Many people believe that when three people engage in sexual acts together at the same time, that it is, defacto, a threesome. This is a dangerous misconception. Jiggy will break it down for you so that you and your friends aren’t abusing our mother tongue (how sexual does that sound?).
• Two girls and one guy – this is a threesome in the classic sense.
• Two guys and one girl – this is a gang bang. Guys don’t want to be in gang bangs, they want to be in threesomes.
• Three girls – blissful orgy. Can sometimes be called a threesome, but more often it is called a minor daisychain.
• Three dudes – this is a real dilly of a pickle (to quote DJ). I can’t really comment on this except to say that for everything there is an appropriate time and place.
 Back to the point… If you’ve been on a porn set, you know what the fluffer does. Because of the starting and stopping of scenes, there are often structural issues with the male members of the male cast members. In order to combat this problem there are women (or men on gay sets) whose job it is to orally service the cast members to get them back to their raging glory. You know, to get the scene going again.
Now when a young starlet enters the business, she is often expected to both fluff and perform. But when they have gained some prominence or some other cachet (I am sure that the girl that can fit two bowling pins in her anus isn’t expected to also fellate the cast whilst the cameras are off). So fluffing is sort of an anti-status symbol. You can always tell who the rookies are because they have to fluff.
Now, what does all of this have to do with this column and with the NFL? I could throw in many fluffing jokes about the Brady Quinn/Derek Anderson situation and some of them would be downright funny. But the point is that after picking four out of four games (like Jiggy did last week for the second time this season) I ain’t fluffing nobody.
Writing this column is monkey work and I am not your monkey. And I am certainly not your fluffer monkey.
JIGGY'S FREE NFL PICKS
Niagara Falls (buff.) @ Fountain Tours (kc) – Beautiful Buffalo Billies -3
Sometimes we get to see teams for what they are. The Bills showed the Cleveland Browns that they are truly a garbage organization. It is so hard to piss away talent. But the Bills are doing their damndest. They pulled off a little feat called ‘finding a way to lose.’ The Bills are terrible and their hearts have been torn from their bodies and stomped upon. But you know what really helps in those situations? Herm Edwards. Yeah, I know about the high-flying, eye-popping KC offense. Who hasn’t been anticipating the Tyler Thigpen era? I ask you. I know that when he was slinging the pig for Coastal Carolina there were hordes of women (and men) who were chomping at the bit for him to finally get to the pros and light up the NFL. And when you combine a pure qb talent like TT (tyler thigpen as he is known by his seven fans) with the pure coaching genius of HE (hermie) you have no choice but to lose almost every game and usually to lose them by enough to fail the point spread. I will take the Bills as Beast Mode and the defense roll through KC.
Warshington (that is McCain speak for DC) (wash) @ Seattle (that is native American for shit football team) - Wash -3
Seattle has quit. It was true two weeks ago, it was true last week and it will be true this week. Give me the hard running, great defending Skins.
Indy @ SD – Indy +3
I know that the wheels have sort of fallen off the Indy machine (from last season that is) and I know that the Bolts have a good QB and are agitated after their last game. But I am afraid I have to take Dungy and Gayton.
MNF!!!
Ryan Grant (gb) @ Douche McAllllister (no) – GB +2.5
Jiggy Doesn’t hate on Monday Nights, but he rarely picks them. You know that the energy of a national audience, the late nights and the typically full stadiums change the way teams play. It makes them hard to predict. This is no different. The boozy New Orleans residents may rally their team and give them super-saint power to beat the gutty Pack. But I don’t thinks so. The Pack is a legit contender for the throne in the NFC. Give me the Pack and the points on the big stage!
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