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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's 2008 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 10 | Losses: 6 | Ties 0:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 63%
Record updated by Tuesday
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2008 FREE NFL PICKS WEEK 4
That ‘Not So Fresh Feeling’
How many of you have a favorite porn star? I know, I know, it is hard to pick just one. Our friends at terababes decided to rank them for us (http://www.terababes.com/top_porn_stars.htm) and I am not one to quibble with their hard work.
Are you a Brianna Banks fan? Perhaps you prefer the Shane (of Shane and Seymore). Or maybe you go the way of AC and you dig Carmen Kinsley and TT Boy.
 But there is always that moment. I used to love Jenna Jameson. I thought she was smart and sassy – a real firecracker. Not too long ago I was settling in to spend some time with my darling Jenna – I cued up the dvd and then it happened. Perhaps it is because tvs have gotten too big and blue ray technology too clear. But when she moved, it was clear that she had been used up. She had been ridden hard and put up wet one too many times. The effects of hard living, gravity and time had finally captured poor, voracious little Jenna. Cruel Chronos was not gentle with her. In fact he had snuck up and taken her soul from her. (In the case of a porn star, one’s soul is actually one’s body – the philosophical and ontological ramifications are vast – but a porn star without a hot body is no longer a porn star. This will trouble the logicians amongst us for years to come (or is it cum?)). The lines in her face and on her body were visible, her breast job frolicked on its own and her skin was a little yellow from the tanning salon and the cigarettes.
I have had to move on.
This brings me to the NY Jets vs San Diego Chargers game. Old Father Time has taken another victim. And sadly, it ain’t Brett Favre. Brett looked just as bad (or good – depending on your point of view) as he has for the last five seasons. He had good zip on the ball, his leadership was impeccable and he made the same ill advised, off balance throws that got him to where he is today.
The dead man walking (er running) was Ladanian Tomlinson. For years, he has been everyone’s favorite porn star. But the ordinary wear and tear has not been excepted (that was a real estate joke for all you leasing specialists out there). LdT looked a full step slower and a full measure less interested than he has in previous years. This bodes especially poorly for two groups of people – the first are all the fantasy owners who drafted LdT first this year and the second is anyone who is a Chargers fan.
In a sport that requires absurd athletic ability AND almost religious commitment and determination for success, LdT seems to have come up short. His ability is likely still there (though diminished by umpteen hits and the ravages of tiempo) but his heart isn’t in it anymore. He has publicly contemplated retirement and it looks like it on the field. He doesn’t ‘Finnish’ runs anymore (pun intended) and he looks awash. It’s sad for him and sadder for the Chargers.
A quick aside for the Chargers – we’ve learned that Michael Turner may be a real stud. And Darren Sproles (pronounced shproles by my Jewish friends) isn’t the answer. Phil Rivers is sort of a douche (that is a technical term) and Norv is a dolt. I think the Bolts may miss the playoffs this season. You read it here first. Anyway, back to making money…
JIGGY'S FREE NFL PICKS
The Other Great White North (GB) @ The Sunny, Trashy South (TB) – GB +1
The Dirty South and The Trashy South are so close, yet so far away. GB took their lumps last week in a tough, televised game. And the bucs squeaked by. Aaron Rodgers and the Packers are for real this year. They have a good defense, a good offense and they occasionally wear blocks of cheese instead of hats. You have to love the Slackers here.
Great White North (minny) @ The Great White South (tenny) – Minny +3
Did you get the joke? Minnesota is white because of snow and Tennessee is white because of the abundance of white racists – you know small town values. I thought that was especially quippy. Anyway, the Vikings are winning (or have won one) with defense and controlling the running game, Tenny is winning with the great combo of running and Kerry Collins (and playing weak teams). I am on the Vikes until they stop covering for me.
The Desert Cats (az) @ The Ageless One (NYJ) – Brett the Jett -1.5
This pick makes me queasy. But then how many things can you name that are fun that don’t have the potential to make you sick? The Jets aren’t as bad as everyone thinks and the Cardinals are always the ‘cute’ pick from the NFC west. It’s hard to travel two weeks in a row and the Jets are going to be angry after laying an egg on Monday Night. Go Jets.
The Other, Other Great White North (Buffalo) @ The NFL Doormat (St.L.) – Bills -8
We all know the two major adages of gambling. In fact, my grandmother, may she rest in peace always said two things. “Never draw to an inside straight” and “never bet against a home dog getting seven or more.” I love her and I hope she understands that the Lambs are a special kind of home dog. They are the kind that should be shot and turned in to horsefood or glue. (You figure if horses become dogfood, shouldn’t the commutative property hold true that dogs become horsefood?). The lambs are a team that may not win a game this year. They have just decided to bench their only good offensive player. The problem dear lambs is not with Bulger but with the rest of the organization. You have no good receivers, you have no good coaches, your O line blows and your defense is soft. You have a running back that should be leading the league in yards rushing, yards from scrimmage and women impregnated – but you are botching all three. The lambs are officially the sacrificial lambs until they show some spark. Go Bills.
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