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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's 2008 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 12 | Losses: 8 | Ties 0:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 60%
Record updated by Tuesday
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For those of you new to this football betting picks column, our expert NFL football handicapper Jiggy has had a money making 2003-2004, 2004-2005, 2005-2006, and 2007-2008 NFL season (where he picked over 60% correctly). Besides one down year (2006-07) Jiggy has posted a winning record on both his NFL football free picks and NFL Lock of the Week against the spread. Each week during the NFL season Jiggy will share his free winning NFL football picks as well as his entertaining take on the current happenings of the NFL.
2008 FREE NFL PICKS WEEK 5
Come on Baby…
As much as I like making money. As much as I love gambling on football. As much as I am looking forward to the games this Sunday, my mind is aflutter and atwitter.
I cannot stop (for love nor money) thinking about tonight’s festivities. The vice presidential debate is truly must-see tv. How often do you get the self proclaimed libelous one against the aptly named VPilf??
This is a match made in heaven. If football is 50% offense, 50% defense and 50% special teams, then debates are likely 50% appearance, 50% knowledge and 50% oral (actually oratorical, but come on, I love the low hanging fruit) skills. So let’s handicap the debate.
First, I would imagine that the line is likely Biden -24 with a money line of about -1800. But remember what happened to the Trojans last Thursday (also favored by 24). But this is truly a case of Goliath versus the hottest vice presidential candidate ever. So maybe the 24 points is the right number.
Jiggy is fundamentally non-partisan. And that non-partisanship is the only thing that I am fundamental about. I am actually a single issue voter. And that single issue is the legalization of gambling. There is a huge black market for it right now, it doesn’t seem to hurt anyone (badly anyway – sorry about the Packer’s bet) and the government could probably use a few more revenue streams (please see credit crunch). But that being said, I would prefer to see Biden and his counterpart (Obama) win this election. I think it will be better for the country. But you didn’t come to this site for politics; you came for lesbian jokes and porn references. And we will get to that.
Anyway, I am sad to say that I am all over (keep jizz jokes out of this) Palin +24. I think that the media has decided that she can’t compete. And they have over stepped. When I bet on the Beavers (again, please do not expect me to make this joke (or jokes) because I am above that)) I didn’t expect them to win – I just didn’t expect USC to blow them out. Same with Palin. She is likely going to lose tonight. And she will lose badly. But 24 points is not only a raping, it is an anal raping. It is an anal raping without lubricant. It is an anal raping without lubricant with a rusty screwdriver. It is an anal raping without lubricant with a rusty screwdriver wearing a sandpaper condom. And she isn’t going to lose that badly.
Appearance – Palin (with a bullet)
Knowledge – Biden (with a bigger more potent bullet)
Oral Skills – (cue the bad synthesizer music) This is a toss up. Palin has dealt with smart people before and Biden consistently makes mistakes (or gaffes as the pundits call them). This gets down to a more fundamental issue with democrazy (intentional misspelling). We Americans tend to vote for people we like. Someone we can grab a beer with, someone who reminds us of ourselves, or of our neighbors. So if Sarah Palin doesn’t ‘understand the issues,’ that’s alright, because she is just like me. She has ‘small town values’ that allow her to deal with things the way I would… This is the problem. Jiggy is a great handicapper. But I am smart enough to know that we need someone FAR smarter than me running this country. I don’t want my neighbor with her finger on the button (unless that is the proverbial button – meaning clitoris and that clitoris is attached to a young hottie). I don’t want AC creating policy. I don’t want DJ working our economy. I want over educated, overly thoughtful (and yes, sometimes verbose and sometimes haughty and sometimes elitist) people making these choices for me. I have my hands full with the Pats -3 at San Francisco.
Palin is better looking. Palin has won debates before and she has really run out of stupid things to say. So take Palin and the points.
In keeping with the theme of this column, I will now give the top three outfits she should use in order to actually win the debate.
3) Obviously, the saucy, sexy librarian look.
2) Hot chick with gun and bikini
1) Cheerleader - I know it has nothing to do with Palin, but come on, who doesn’t love cheerleaders?
JIGGY'S FREE NFL PICKS
Wash me (was.) @ Filthadelphia (phi.) – The Filthy Ones -6
Washington blew their load last week. They need some time to just cuddle, maybe have a smoke and talk about how weird it was that that one glass of rohipnol actually led to this union. The filthies took it on the chin (can I ever run out of oral sex jokes?) last week against a strong (but not unbeatable) Bear team. The Filthies will be angry and they will be on the warpath. The Skins will be thinking about cure cards to get for their new paramour. Take the Eagles and the points, and not only because it is patriotic.
Former Home of WaMu (Seattle.) @ The New Home of WaMu (NYG) – JP Morgan Chase -7
The Seachickens don’t like to travel. They don’t like to fly all the way across the country to play the defending NFL Champions. And because of this dislike (and the relatively strong defense of the Gmen) they are going to get their coffee-loving, grunge-listening, pot-smoking, Canada-bordering asses handed to them. I love the Gmen and I love giving the points.
Indy (do you really need a funny nickname for Indy, when the town already sucks?) @ Spindletop (hou.) – Indy -3
I know. I know that the Colts are in trouble. I know that they have to travel all the way to Houston. But give me just one small break. The Colts at the Texans? Take the dolts and give the points.
The Other, Other Great White North (Buffalo) @ The Not So Dirty Birdies (az) – Bills pick ‘em
Give me the Billies. They will not go undefeated this season, but they should be able to hold off the Cards.
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