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If a Body Catch a Body Cumming Through the Rye…
Has anyone noticed that there are few things in life where late is appropriate. If a party begins at 8:00 (per the invitation) it is fair (and even couth) to arrive at 8:30 or 8:45. Never 10:00 because two hours is just too long to be late to anything (unless you are Latin – in which case two hours late is about right – for who knows if the host (or hostess) will even be there 1:30 after the start of the party.) In the bedroom it is OK to be late (if you are a man, not if you are a woman – if a woman is late, she may never arrive.) But I am apologizing in advance for this column being late. My original intention was to be able to cover the Heisman ceremony as it happened.
Then I realized, no one gives a shit about the Heisman. If Tebow wins, it is like a big eff you to all non-chirstians in the world – no one wants that. If Mccoy wins, we all know it like a lifetime achievement award. Hey Colt, first off, great name – very ‘Texas’ and secondly, when you play for UT, you are supposed to win every game. And finally – please send me naked pictures of your girlfriend. And then there is the possibility that Ingram, Suh or Gerhard wins it… right.
So, with much further ado, here is the column.
First, some analysis of the title. I did want to do piece (maybe the first sports reporter/writer to do so) to cover the Tiger Woods thing – and I wanted to the title to be a catchy little ‘catch a tiger by the toe’ joke. But then I realized it is far more important to misspell coming and to reference some marginally great literature. Salinger, if you are reading this, you can eat a dick.
I know that Salinger gets all of this adoration – but if he and I went to the same bar (as I am sure we are both big drinkers) I would walk up to him and I would challenge him in the way that writers challenge each other. Many of my non-literary readers may not know about this ritual/rite. When two writers who are in the same orbit (literarily speaking of course) are in the same place and vying for superiority (in sports of the mind) it is not uncommon to go ten paces and draw cocks. Both writers salute one another, then walk ten paces around the same table and then at pace ten, they stop, drop their drawers and slap their literal cocks on the table. The one who is larger is almost always called the better writer. The caveat being that what is really being tested is ones reaction to having two large, often, Jewish and usually circumcised cocks on the table at the same time. One is expected to be witty and to say something that both diminishes the other person, whilst putting everyone at ease in the room. It is not easy. Jiggy, is 6-2 in cock drawing.
Anyway, there is one point I’d like to make in this article.
Everyone, and I know that most Americans read this column. Get off Tiger’s ass.
The media cannot stop stepping over each other to chastise and over-analyze Tiger’s big predicament. How could he do this? What is his problem? How can we help him through this difficult time?
 There is nothing wrong with Tiger Woods. Tiger seem to have made less than the best choice a couple of times – but the point is that what Tiger does with his cock is his business. We should stay out of the brother’s personal life.
First: Just because Tiger needs a little strange every once in a while – he isn’t sick, he isn’t stupid and he isn’t evil. In fact, I bet that is the norm for most pro athletes. You don’t think that Michael Jordan got a little while he was traveling? Do you think Magic Johnson got aids from a toilet seat? Do you think that Roger Clemens having women living in apartments he paid for around the world is odd? Do you think that Kobe’s first experience with a woman other than his wife was that hotel employee in Colorado? Many men cheat – men with power and money have more opportunities to do so and likely do it more often than men without those opportunities. Tiger is no different. Do not be fooled in to thinking that because he plays a gay sport (not that there is anything wrong with that) and because his wife was exceptionally hot that he didn’t cheat.
Second: Tiger, why are you quitting golf??? Kobe didn’t hang up his nikes when he had an affair. Roger Clemens would have kept right on pitching if this came out during his playing career. Men deal with their personal problems personally and they continue with their work. Sack up Tiger. And, as your friend, I am telling you that getting back to what you do best may be the best thing for you.
Third: Sponsors. I know that all of you need to protect your squeaky clean images – but don’t drop a brother when he is down. You think people that purchase Accenture consulting services, or Tag Heuer watches or Buicks or Gatorade don’t have affairs – or want to? Don’t be silly, this is America – this is the country of wanting more than you have. He didn’t rape anyone, he didn’t hurt anyone (save maybe his wife and kids – and I have an inkling that his wife knew already). This will all blow over – especially when he wins his next major (Tiger, please see point two – get back on the links).
Fourth: Maybe Tiger is packing a driver in his pants. It sure isn’t his personality or his good looks that are getting these women (I know, it is the money – but come on). If that is the case, then Tiger should let the playgirl photos come out. It can only help his career and his future dalliances.
Anyway – I could go on for hours and we have football games to make money on.
FREE NFL PICKS:
Aaron (GB) @ Jay (chi) – GB – 3.5
The Pack have been playing very well of late and the Bears haven’t. This is a must win for the pack and I think they will do just that.
Miami @ Jax – Mia - 1
I have no comment on this matter at this time.
Philly (phi) @ Eli, Eli, Oh (NYG)– Philly -1
This will be a battle – but I believe in the Eagles.
Detroit @ Bodymore, Murderland – Balt -14
The Flaccos are angry and they want blood.
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