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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's 2009 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 33 | Losses: 30 | Ties 1:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 52%
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FREE NFL PICKS - WEEK SIXTEEN
Ho Ho Ho
Tis the season.
Tis the season for so many things. And all of those things are dirty, dirty, dirty.
Here are some of the things that occur at Casa Jiggy during the dark days of winter. They are all thematically rigorous, so keep up.
My nuts roasting on your pubic hair – this is the act of (post or pre coitus) simply taking one testicles and laying them, ever so gently, on the pubic hair of the next (or most recent) lady to enjoy the fruits of the Jig. This is especially great with a redhead (true redhead, not bottle redhead) because of the lyrical significance. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire – so the firebush – technical term for a red head makes more sense.)
 Jingle Bell Cock – Jiggy likes cock rings. Anyone who has tried one immediately becomes a convert. Sure they are decorative – and bring a little bit of festivity to the old twig and berries, but they also have some utility. Not that the Jig needs more time in the saddle, but if he does feel he may be ‘bucked off’ the ring is a like Jiggy’s little helper. During the holiday season, we (the royal we) likes to decorate the cock with a cock ring (boring) but then little bells are applied. Mere amateurs can bliss out to the tinkling and ringing whilst be-bopping towards a happy ending. But those of us, we happy few, we merry band of brothers, we know that true accomplishment during this time of year is bone in tune. Make it rain was so last decade – make it sing is this decade. So I like to do a little Bob Dylan (his old stuff, the new doesn’t sound great played on a jingling cock ring) and if you really want a mindfuck, see if you can’t get the Sesame Street Theme Song to play. It will really bring you back. If you know what I mean.
Silver Bells, Silver Bells, its Jism Time in the City – It gets a little repetitive with all of these bells – but don’t’ blame the Jig – Jiggy goes to war with the army he has, not the one he wants. So now we are going to get a little pavlovian. This little trick needs to be started before the holidays. (Pavlovian responses take time to build up.) But with a little foresight, we can all enjoy the holidays. During the days leading up to the 12 days of Christmas or the 8 nights of Hannukah or the whatever there is of Kwanza one needs to be diligent. Whenever you are about to give your gift to the world (I am talking about your salty, creamy gift) make sure to ring a silver bell right beforehand. In the maison de Jiggy, this is usually followed by diving out of the way, or cleaning out one’s eyes. After about two weeks of this, one can simply ring a silver bell near one’s true love and watch her dive for cover. Truly holiday cheer ensues.
Silent Night, Hole-y Night – This one is a real crowd pleaser. Jiggy feels like a high school English teacher on the last day of school (at a catholic, all-girls high school where all of the students reach the age of majority by the fourth month of their senior year). Jiggy doesn’t need to tell you exactly what this entails. Jiggy has given all of you wings, now it is time to fly on your own. But I will say that Silent Night, Hole-y Night involves a ball gag and all four of a woman’s orifices
I am sure that I have missed some great ones, so continue to send Jiggy your suggestion. It is important.
Happy Holidays.
FREE NFL PICKS:
Antonio (SD) @ Vinny (Tenny) – SD +1
Though it sounds like a sopranos family reunion – it is the game on Christmas. I am all over the Bolts getting a point - even at the resurgent Titans.
Jackie D (Jax) @ Hoodie(NE)– NE -9
Time to get the machine up and running. I am all over the pats.
KC @ Cincy – Cincy -13.5
KC had their chance to win last week. Now the power of Chris Henry (presumably watching from a strip club in the sky) will make it rain for the (formerly) lowly bungles.
Denver @ Filthadelphia – Philly -7
The Eagles have a very good coach and a very good team. The Broncos have Mike Nolan and Kyle Orton.
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