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Jiggy's 2009 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 34 | Losses: 32 | Ties 2:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 52%
Jiggy's 2009-2010 Post Season Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 3 | Losses: 7 | Ties 0:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 30%
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The Penultimate Week
Well, we are finally here, the penultimate week of the NFL year. (Technically it is the penultimate set of games (if you don’t count the pro bowl and Jiggy doesn’t).) Oftentimes the penultimate anything doesn’t seem to get the respect it may deserve.
For clarity’s sake, and because Jiggy has as much respect for his readers as he does for Herm Edwards, dictionary.com defines the word, an adjective, as follows:
next to the last: the penultimate scene of the play.
Also, for comedy’s sake, UrbanDictionary.com defines it as follows:
Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.
Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.
How often do you hear the following? ‘As you will be executed the day after tomorrow, tonight will be your second to last meal, what would you like?’ Not very often. Or, ‘Had I known it was the second to last time I would ever get to penetrate her, I would totally have gone double anal.’
To many of my readers, and many lexicographers, this term is very confusing. I mean, how can one anus be penetrated doubly. And the answer is more Talmudic than we’d like. First, there is the act of two different men having anal sex with the same woman. This might be called double anal, but, as Jiggy is strongly against two men and one woman (often mis-defined as a threesome - when all good men know that a threesome is two women and one man [FFM] and two men and one woman [MMF] is defined as a gang-bang. People don’t think language matters, but it does) there must be other meanings. It can mean the same man penetrating a single woman twice (in the anus of course). But this definition might just be called having sex twice or going for the deux. [Not to be confused with rocking a deux or rocking a twobie – which is excreting.] Jiggy tends to define double anal as penetrating a woman (in the rectum of course) with the pleasure stick (as it is known in the Jiggy palace) and also, with something else. Say a finger, a dildo or even (props to the 2nd shortest fantasy football coach I know) a ribbed umbrella handle. QED.
And finally, ‘if you only have sex with two more women in your life…’
 This is a silly question (though there are no silly questions) – but it is silly because the answer changes so frequently. If you had one last bang in you the answer is always the same – you would bang your wife… Ok, but seriously, it would be Tori Black. This woman is all kinds of smoky little innocence. God blessed her. But the second last probably changes minute by minute. How important could the second to last one be? (Hence the issues with penultimate-ness or is it penultimatecy?). For instance, right now, Jiggy is all about the Indian girl from Sesame Street. Nitya Vidyasagar, if you are reading the column, and I believe it is safe to assume she is. Call me – we need to spend a day together that is brought to you by the letter F and the number 3 – if you know what I am saying. And I am not sure if I would be turned on or turned off by having Mr. Snuffleupagus watch.
But, back to the football. This penultimate weekend will extremely exciting. One has the great (but recently somewhat clichéd) story of the underdog, wildcard team that is gutty and tough and doesn’t know that they should not be there. That team will face ‘The QB’ of the decade (though I might argue for Brady as he actually has won multiple superbowls and has boned really, really hot women) in Peyton Manning with the confident team that flies ice cold – with no mistakes. And in the other game you have to two big monsters coming to do battle – the number one versus the number two. And the NFC game boasts two aging stars at QB who are (and Jiggy hates most references to fairies and pixie dust but at times the situation warrants it) almost magical.
Note: Brett Favre’s first touchdown pass to Sidney Rice was a thing of beauty. It is also a microcosm of the randomness in football. For those of you that didn’t see the play – Brett (the aged one) was being harassed by a Dallas defender when he sorta, off balancingly lofted a pass about 35 yards downfield to Sidney Rice – Sidney (great name really) was blanketed. The defender was on him like white on rice, like a dog on a bone, like Jiggy on a snuff film (with the Indian girl from Sesame Street). Well the ball flutters in between both of the defenders arms and manages to land on Sidney’s belt buckle – whether or not football pants have belt buckles is of no importance. But the point is that, if Brett were standing next to Sidney, he couldn’t have placed the ball one hair better. And this is the point. Unless Brett’s dad is somehow divine (and I mean literally God) there is no way he could have anticipated/chosen that location, let alone gotten the ball there. One can argue (and many do) that his experience and his ‘feel for the game’ would have told him to launch it and it would have gotten close. But if Brett threw that ball 100 more times in a row (with no pass rush) I suspect it wouldn’t be completed another time. This is the randomness of the game and what makes it so interesting.
So, jiggy is jazzed. He is nonplussed about the recent performance picking. But jiggy can say, with probability 1 that he will not go 1-3 this week. (Unless you want him to pick overs and unders.)
So let’s all enjoy the most underrated weekend of the next three weeks.
Namaste.
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Large and In Charge (NYJ) @ Garcon, Garcon (Indy) – NYJ -7.5
The world loves Peyton and his pimping (endorsing). They love his game, they love his professionalism and they love his lineage. For all of these reasons, Jiggy loathes him. And this has been evident for years. The Colts are a very good team – even somewhat underrated. But Jiggy, when he dreams (and I am not talking sexual dreams) he dreams about a team that dominates with defense and a brutal, kick your-dig-ten-yards-and-then-stomp-on-it running game. I suspect the Colts will win – but the game will be close and I believe the Jets will cover. And Jiggy will be taking the moneyline in this game as well. Jiggy loves 3:1 for a team that really would love to shock the world. (And jiggy doesn’t think that any team has really tried to run the ball – I mean really try to run the ball at the undersized Colt defense the way Rex will.)
Jared Allen is still a total hick-tool (Minny) @ We got hit by a hurricane - waaah (Nawlins) – Minny +3.5
This one will be great. Finally two teams that match up really well. Jiggy believes that AD (not AP as he is commonly misnamed) will assert his will on this game. Look for the offenses to take back seat to the defenses in this one. Jiggy loves the Vikings and the points.
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