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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's 2009 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 7 | Losses: 5 | Ties 0:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 58%
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FREE NFL PICKS - WEEK THREE
The Season Continues…
When I am watching football, college or pro there is a certain practice (not universal by any means) but one that is prevalent that tends to grab my goat, hang on my nerve, blow me without paying attention to the balls (lord knows, they are not orphans).
Let’s say one is enjoying a thrilling showdown betwixt the Raiders and the Packers. The score isn’t close (as that score wouldn’t be). Imagine it is the 4th quarter, at Lambeau, and the Raiders are down by 24. Aaron Rodgers (or whatever back up is gracing the field at that point in time – likely Matt Flynn) turns and hands the ball off to Deshawn Wynn on second and five. But before our fearless ball carrier can make it to the line of scrimmage, a huffing and puffing Mike Mitchell (out of The Ohio University) barrels out of the defensive secondary and lays some wood on Wynn. He spills him for a 1 yard loss. Then the celebration commences. Fist pumping, chest thumping, high fives and chest bumps. Do you know what I am saying?
Let me give another example. You’re on a second date with a ‘proper girl.’ You know you aren’t going to punch her ticket, hide the salami, impale the beast – but you are hoping for a little something something at the end of the evening. And during the date you are feeling the vibe, she is feeling the vibe. And your eyes meet from across the McDonalds table (over the hot mustard sauce) and you can just tell that this girl thinks she is all that and a Mcflurry. Fast forward to the end of the night. Little darling does what she do (a little knob polishing – in the vernacular) and fails to do the following:
1) Tease and tickle first
2) Juggle the balls
3) Make eye contact in medius fellatious
4) Make slurping sounds
5) Compliment on size (length and girth) during
6) Fake (or show) true gusto for the member and the act
7) Swallow
8) Smile
 Then, when done, she acts as if the third date is a foregone conclusion. She smiles, and says something along the lines of, ‘so what time you picking me up next week?’ This is exactly like the rookie on the Raiders.
One needs to look around and see whether celebration is warranted given the overall situation. When you are being blown out (pun not intended) and you make a nice tackle – great. Be proud of yourself – but do it quietly. It isn’t as if you are going to spark your team to rise to the occasion and win – the game is unwinnable. So the act is purely selfish and, really, distasteful. Similarly with our coed friend yes, she prayed at the alter of cock – but she did it poorly and without joie (as in joie d’hummer).
So, when Jiggy goes 1-3 he knows better than to thump his chest or even expect a third date. I will quietly get off the field and do better next week. I will slither out of the car with a timid smile and start hoping for another shot. So with that, on to the picks.
FREE NFL PICKS:
Mr. Rodgers (GB) @ Dirty Bulger (St.L) – GB -6
The Lambs blew their load last week by almost winning a game. Give me the angry Packers and their gutty qb.
Matt Ryan (atl) @ Wee Wes Welker (NE)– NE -4.5
What we saw last game with the Pats was that Tom Brady still gets to nail Gisele. Sure, he couldn’t handle the blitzing of the J-E-T-S but he did go home and nail Gisele. He also could have used Wes Welker instead of Julian Edelman because he is more familiar with his decisions and route running, but he still went home and nailed Gisele. And finally, I think that Tom and the Pats have now had a chance to be exposed on virtually national TV (before Tom went home and nailed Gisele). So with the less effective pass rush of the Falcons, on the home field, fresh from a nailing of Gisele, I expect the Pats to win and cover.
Super Bowl Shuffle (chi) @ No Super Bowl Shuffle (sea) – Bears -2
I like it when older QBs try to run against the angry (and underrated) Niner defense. Because that is how you get your mid-thirties (late thirties even) ribs broken. And then the Sea Chickens have to roll out Seneca Wallace and then we can bet against them and we can win lots and lots of cash so that we can blow it (pun intended) on debaucherous deeds.
Kyle Orton (did I really just place a wager on Kyle Orton????) (Den) @ Jokeland (oak.) – Denver -2
Jamarcus is like a broken clock. He was right last week on one play – but now we have to wait 12 years (or was it 24 years or was it 12 hours or 24 hours) for him to be right again. There are few truths in the world (death, taxes, the superiority of a threesome with two ugly girls over one on one with even the hottest one) and one of them is that the Broncos beat the Raiders. I suspect it will happen again. I am on the Broncs.
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