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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's 2009 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 9 | Losses: 7 | Ties 0:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 56%
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FREE NFL PICKS - WEEK FOUR
The Season Continues…
This column will be in two distinct parts. The first is a very formal apology to the Cincy Bungles. It appears that my preseason comments (noted below) were premature, off and, just plain rude.
“This is just silly. They (the Bengals) are just like the Brownies, except that they have an aging QB, weak receiving corps, interesting disaster in Cedric Benson (who could be alright) and a very fat, very injured first round pick. I would go long the Brownies and short the Bungles. Of note though, Jiggy loves him some Rey Maualuga.”
As I re-read I am shocked at how prescient I am. The point is that Cincy could legitimately be 3-0 right now, if it weren’t for a freak play (similarly shocking to the play that dropped the Niners to 2-1 – except that Brett Favre is not Kyle Orton and Greg Lewis is not white – but I digress) and they have looked tough against real teams.
Of course let’s not forget that former Ben-gal (funny that it is spelled the same way as their cheerleading team), Chris Collinsworth has taken over the mantle of Mr. Football from John Madden. There is a certain boost that a team gets for having Mr. Collinsworth on your side – I mean, look what John Madden did for the Raiders…
So, the point is that I apologize. I was wrong (and that happens pretty rarely). And I want to personally invite Rey Rey (not Ray Ray), Cedrice, Carson et all for a little brunch and orgy at the Jiggy Donuts estate. Carson, hit me up on my celly or have your girl call my girl. (Editorial note: how great is Mad Men? There was something so great about being a man when you could refer to any underling in your employ as ‘your girl.’ So, as an homage to the long gone, halcyon days, I refer to my short, asian, male, effeminate personal assistant [Chow, if you want his name – though it isn’t valuable because the only English he speaks is the following, ‘yes, one blonde, one brunette at 10:00 pm. No fatties. Thank you.’] as my girl. It is freeing and empowering. You should all try it.)
And the second part of this column is some tasteful bragging about a lights-out, balls-deep, cock-strong-one-block-long performance by Jiggy last week. We all love the 4-0 weeks. They can be so fleeting. (Don’t let’s digress about ephemeral-ness.) But I do want to say that the champagne, lobster tails and blow jobs were flowing like… well, like champagne, lobster tails and blow jobs last week. So men, thanks for the thanks and ladies, thanks for the naked photos, as always, the kudos are appreciated.
So let’s rock another 4-0 this week.
FREE NFL PICKS:
Dirty Sanchez (NYJ) @ Dirty Brees (NO) – NYJ +6.5
Did anyone else watch the N’awlins game last week? The score wasn’t close… and the game wasn’t close either, but there was some real ‘figuring out’ of Drew Brees. And that was the Billies defense. I am looking for the Jets D (and yes, Jiggy has officially accepted his first class cabin on the Jets bandwagon) to whip some Saintly ass (is that heretical?) I am not sure the Rookie QB can waltz in to NO and walkout with a victory, but I think he might and I am hopeful that the defense can keep it close. I will take the 3-0 Jets and the points.
Mr. Jessica Simpson No More (Dal) @ Mr. Cutler No More (Den)– Dal -3
Dear Denver, the clock has struck 12 and the jig is up. I am always fascinated by the Cinderella story. I mean, as a connoisseur of woman-flesh, I am far more intrigued by the poor, beaten-down hot girl than the princess. I mean, let’s ask some basic questions… What is the appeal of a hot woman in glass slippers that appears to be royalty? Sure, she is hot. But she is likely privileged and mildly uppity (read doesn’t swallow, doesn’t take it in the pooper and expects you to skip football on Sundays to take her shopping). She has money, but then Jiggy makes his own scratch – I don’t need no royalty cash. So then compare her to the poor her. She is just as hot, but understands a little hard work, doesn’t expect much and has issues (read, swallows, takes it in the pooper and doesn’t ever expect to go shopping.) So gimme poor Cinderella anytime. Now back to the Broncos, the clock is donging (funny word – but technically correct – onomatopoetic if you know what I mean) they are shedding their costume and becoming whom they are – a middle tier team. And Dallas, for all of its RB drama, underachieving and general awfulness, is actually talented at most positions (insert reverse cowgirl joke here) and will likely tear Denver a new one. So I am on the visiting Cowboys and giving a paltry field goal.
We wish we still had Mike Martz (St.L) @ I am so glad we fired Mike Martz (SF) – SF -9.5
I have a few rules that I try to stick to;
1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia (or for that matter Russia during the winter.)
2) Never draw to an inside straight
3) Never buy a girl the first drink
4) Never warn a woman about the pending inevitable moment (this is sexual kids)
5) Never bet a visitor giving more than 7 points
6) Never drive (hire a car service, it makes you seem like a hitter and keeps the fuzz off ya)
7) Never bet on the Niners or the Cal Bears (too much emotional baggage)
8) Never follow any rule 100% of the time
So, with all of that I am going to take the Niners. Their defense has been snot-bubbling the opposition (Favre and company were actually relatively bottled up before the unmentionable final play). Mr. Singletary or Coach Sing (as the players call him) has got his team fired up in all kinds of ways. He has the defense hungry and angry. And after an embarrassing loss on national tv (read shown in SF and Minny) the Niners will want to avenge their loss, show their coach that they can bounce back and generally assert their dominance in the NFC West. That, coupled with the fact that the Lambs are bitter rival, they are losing their games this season by an average of 16.3 points and Mr. Bulger is gimpy and missing practice means that we are all over the Niners. I might also take a prop bet that the Rams don’t score on offense. Anyway, gimme them Niners. (Cautionary Note: Coach Sing would be especially happy to win every game this season by a score of 3-0. So we need the 9ers to score at least 10 points.)
 Ray Ray (Bal) @ L. Mo (pun for Lawrence Maroney and Elmo)(NE) – NE -2
Brady has lost his timing. Blah Blah Blah. The Raven D is indomitable. Blah Blah Blah. The injuries to the New England receiving corps are debilitating. Blah Blah Blah. The Pats are a great team, coached by an extremely smart cheater. I will take the extremely smart cheater and expect Joe Flacco to return to earth. Give me the Pats.
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