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JIGGY'S FREE NFL FOOTBALL PICKS
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Jiggy's 2009 Football Picks Season Record
Wins: 13 | Losses: 11 | Ties 0:
NFL Free Picks Winning Percentage: 54%
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FREE NFL PICKS - WEEK SIX
The Season Continues…
Your faithful (and feckless) gambling guru and porn aficionado has just returned from the Mile High City – not to be confused with the mile high club which is far more fun and usually comes with a pressurized cabin – leading to less shortness of breath and more need for cigarettes, bourbon and the gentle, ‘don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.’
While taking in the natural beauty of Boulder, Colorado I was hit by something. [Editorial Note: when the people talk, and the muses sing about the glory of the rocky mountains and nature’s abundant splendor, I now know what they mean. Them Boulder girls are enough to stop a train. Jiggy began to wonder if there wasn’t a state trooper stationed at the airport and on all of the roads leading in to the Boulder area. The brave soldiers had one mission: stop any non-fit, non-hot, non-blonde girls from entering the city limits. Maybe it is the altitude, maybe it is the fact that buffalo meat is tastier, and better for you (http://www.reluctantgourmet.com/buffalo_meat.htm) and maybe it is the culture there that imagines a beautiful day as one spent hiking, skiing, snow shoeing and snogging as the beat all and end all – the bee’s knees if you will. But for whatever reason, as Jiggy walked around he was often proceeded by his nose (he is a Member of The Tribe) but also proceeded by his ample (yet circumcised) dong. Question for the Readers: does using the word ‘dong’ to refer to one’s own cock and balls/twig and berries make you gay? It definitely felt gay to write it – not that there is anything wrong with being gay – I am just wondering – you know for future columns.
These young coeds were so delightful. It almost made me want to skip watching football and instead sit on the grass and watch them jog by. But, as the horse in the Robert Frost poem (who gives his harness bells a shake) knows, there are miles to go before we sleep.
So Jiggy positioned himself at the local sportsbar cum watering hole and began to enjoy Football, American Style. And then it happened. The New England v. Denver game began and it dawned on me, Denver fans are really, truly annoying. They have a certain je ne sais quoi that is hard to quantify and harder yet to explain. They all believed that their team should win – no different from any other fans. But they had this rocky mountain, western states sense of entitlement and toughness that made Jiggy want to puke. It of course didn’t help that Jiggy had serious cash riding on the Patriots. And when they lost, I knew I would have to spend some of the money that was reserved for action on the Sunday night game on some afternoon delight.
And I am sure you all know how awful it is to make love to a prostitute with anger (rather than love and desire) in your heart. But that, dear readers is an item for another column.
So Jiggy got to pondering which fans are the most annoying. I have narrowed it down to the top three most annoying fans in the world.
 3) Pittsburgh Steeler Fans. Why does every town in America have four different Steeler bars? All Steeler fans have the attitude that not only did they (the fan) just surface from the mine in time to have a beer, go to church, have another beer (cheap and American beer of course) tune the old TV to the Steelers (after carefully adjusting the tinfoil covered rabbit ears) and kick back to rest the tired bones and cheer for the toughest team in the world. I am not hating, Mike Tomlin has those kids playing hard. But let’s not call a chicken a duck. These players (just like most NFLers) are pampered pussies. They are no more ‘steel curtain’ and ‘blue collar’ than the effete 49ers. They just happen to wear yellow (sorry). I don’t dislike the Steelers (lord knows that they have made some scratch for Jiggy and his disciples) and I don’t dislike all Steeler fans. But if you wear $300 jeans, drive a hybrid and/or have ever been to Europe for fun and yet still wear a hard hat to watch football on Sundays, it is probably time to re-evaluate.
2) Cowboys Fans. Seriously. You don’t drive a pickup truck. You did not just get off the range. You probably have never been in a barn or seen a farm animal, except at the zoo or during the donkey show in TJ. You are just another American with a desk job. Cowboy fans are just like Steeler fans, except they aren’t blue collar workers (which are actually somewhat admirable) they are ranch hands and wranglers. What is funny about the Cowboy players is that they are all pussified. I could actually see Big Ben Roethlisberger (if he weren’t earning $4.5 million in 2009 after getting a $25 million signing bonus in 2008) going to work in a factory. I could see him doing back breaking labor. I cannot think of a single person on the Cowboys offense that would handle breaking a nail well. Tony Homo (typo unintentional) probably gets mannies and peddies before going to the film room to watch his daily dose of ‘Brokeback Mountain.’ And I think Felix Jones actually gets a massage every morning. These guys aren’t tough cowboys they are rich and weak. And then there is the whole worship of the holy trinity of Aikman, Smith and Irving. SAVE IT. And don’t get me started on Jerry Jones…
 1) Raider Fans. These fans are the most annoying in the NFL by far. The franchise has had a commitment to sucking for 10 years now and all of the fans are still living the Kenny Stabler years. Now, fans that are delusional can sometimes be charming (see Cubs fans and Red Sox fans). But what really makes Raider Fans the worst in the world is that they all believe that there is something sacred about getting drunk/stoned/high/tweaked, dressing up like goth fairies and then actually working the whole game to get in a fight with opposing fans. And I have seen this happen. What is charminger is when there aren’t any opposing fans nearby, they will fight with each other. I too am disenchanted with Al Davis and the whole team. They are truly a wreck – but starting fights with fellow fans will not help the franchise, it will only get you thrown in the clink. Where you may get to hang out with Coach Cable soon.
Anyway.
FREE NFL PICKS:
Mcnabb, Kolb, Vick, Garcia, Jiggy (philly) @ Jamarcus (oak) – Philly -13.5
Watching the Raiders last week made one thing clear. They are going to get the first pick in the draft next year if they have to throw every game to get it. They have bad management, bad players, bad fans (see above) and a commitment to sucking. Until they come close in a game (and no, KC doesn’t count) or until the spread gets up in to the low 30’s, I am going to pick against them. Gimme Philly.
Is it still Tyler Thigpen? (KC) @ Is it still Mark Rypien (wash)– Wash -6
The Skins are a dirty and disgusting team – but so are the chiefs. Oh well. Gimme Wash –6.
Bodymore, Murderland (Bal) @ Fargo (Minny) – Baltimore +3
I am afraid that I think Flacco can get it done. Minny has been winning – sure, but against weak competition and they ain’t seen a defense like this defense before. I am on the Ravens.
Kyle Orton (Den) @ SD (SD) – Den +3
I hate their fans, but the Broncos are riding the tide. Let’s see if it can’t happen for another week.
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